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vetran replied

22 April 2018, 20:38
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Oh that accounts for the small penis then. You live and learn son, live and learn.

that's alright, nothing to be ashamed of! NLyUK says she is used to it, after servicing Darmy & NAT.
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MarillionFan replied

22 April 2018, 20:19
Originally posted by vetran View Post

that wasn't my wife, it was NLyUK.

Oh that accounts for the small penis then. You live and learn son, live and learn.
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vetran replied

22 April 2018, 20:17
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Oh sorry, I didn't realise. Strange though, as she's moves about much more than your wife.

that wasn't my wife, it was NLyUK.
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MarillionFan replied

22 April 2018, 20:11
Originally posted by vetran View Post

you would have to dig her up, she has been dead for 30 years you twunt.

Oh sorry, I didn't realise. Strange though, as she's moves about much more than your wife.
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vetran replied

22 April 2018, 20:03
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

That reminds me, tell your mother to put them on her side of the bed next time, was a total shock when I lent over for a sip of water last time.

you would have to dig her up, she has been dead for 30 years you twunt.
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MarillionFan replied

22 April 2018, 19:51
Originally posted by vetran View Post

those easyjet staff they are great, even looking after your false teeth. I hope you tipped them!

That reminds me, tell your mother to put them on her side of the bed next time, was a total shock when I lent over for a sip of water last time.
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vetran replied

22 April 2018, 19:49
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Got my champers on the way out, my champers on the way back. Happy now.

those easyjet staff they are great, even looking after your false teeth. I hope you tipped them!
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MarillionFan replied

22 April 2018, 19:44
Got my champers on the way out, my champers on the way back. Happy now.
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greenlake replied

20 April 2018, 19:45
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

You're not in the lounge, and you know it.

No, he's not, but he's close by....
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vetran replied

20 April 2018, 18:51
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

The bastards don't have the plus-size chairs for travellers of size. One for the Equality Act.
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WTFH replied

20 April 2018, 15:07
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

It's not in the airport and you know it.

You're not in the lounge, and you know it.
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MarillionFan replied

20 April 2018, 13:31
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

It's almost as if you didn't know what you were doing.

...oh and yes, there is a lounge at LCY for some BA passengers. I guess you're not one of them.

It's not in the airport and you know it.
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northernladyuk replied

20 April 2018, 13:22
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

It's almost as if you didn't know what you were doing.

...oh and yes, there is a lounge at LCY for some BA passengers. I guess you're not one of them.

The bastards don't have the plus-size chairs for travellers of size. One for the Equality Act.
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WTFH replied

20 April 2018, 13:08
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Champagne???

Right wheres the lounge. WHAT!?!?!

London City doesn’t have a BA lounge!!! You’re kidding me I got here 3 hours early!!

It's almost as if you didn't know what you were doing.

...oh and yes, there is a lounge at LCY for some BA passengers. I guess you're not one of them.
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northernladyuk replied

20 April 2018, 12:53
Duty free and the disabled bogs.
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