Today I saw a very confused driver on the road

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northernladyuk replied

12 April 2018, 09:16
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Nope, Russian spambot.

Well, I knew it was fishier than the old man's gusset after a double shift.
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WTFH replied

12 April 2018, 09:09
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

I think all this talk of Russian spambots is a false flag operation engineered by AtW.

It's OK, my new scope is good for 300 yards so if he tries to send any squirrels, they will be met with the pointy end of a .22
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NotAllThere replied

12 April 2018, 08:49
I think all this talk of Russian spambots is a false flag operation engineered by AtW.
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WTFH replied

12 April 2018, 08:08
Spot the difference:

Originally posted by greenlake View Post

Some pedestrians get confused easily too....

Originally posted by Katherine View Post

Some pedestrians get confused easily too. :-)
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WTFH replied

12 April 2018, 07:56
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

Inneresting.

Nope, Russian spambot.
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kaiser78 replied

12 April 2018, 07:53
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Traffic lights were under repair, and policeman/women guided the traffic. That driver (UK registration) had absolutely no idea about the signals. In the german driver´s school you learn a little verse that goes "siehst Du Brust und Rücken, mußt Du auf die Bremse drücken" That means, if you see front or back of the policeman/woman, you have to stopp. If you see him/her sideways, you may drive. And here is may version of the little verse "If you see the back or chest, step on the brake and take a rest".

I hope this has enriched your life writing this, as much as it has mine reading it
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northernladyuk replied

12 April 2018, 07:50
Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

I'm not sure how this is a better system than plod either making a 'stop' signal, or waving you on. I'm sure the Teutonic ambassador will be along to explain though.

For the love of God no!
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barrydidit replied

12 April 2018, 07:16
I'm not sure how this is a better system than plod either making a 'stop' signal, or waving you on. I'm sure the Teutonic ambassador will be along to explain though.
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northernladyuk replied

12 April 2018, 06:09
Originally posted by Katherine View Post

Some pedestrians get confused easily too. :-)

Inneresting.
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Katherine replied

12 April 2018, 01:17
Some pedestrians get confused easily too. :-)
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BR14 replied

11 April 2018, 19:33
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greenlake replied

11 April 2018, 19:30
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Today I saw a very confused driver on the road

Some pedestrians get confused easily too....

Originally posted by greenlake View Post
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northernladyuk replied

11 April 2018, 18:16
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

@psychocandy

Traffic lights were under repair, and policeman/women guided the traffic. That driver (UK registration) had absolutely no idea about the signals. In the german driver´s school you learn a little verse that goes "siehst Du Brust und Rücken, mußt Du auf die Bremse drücken" That means, if you see front or back of the policeman/woman, you have to stopp. If you see him/her sideways, you may drive. And here is may version of the little verse "If you see the back or chest, step on the brake and take a rest".

FTFY
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scooterscot started a topic Today I saw a very confused driver on the road

11 April 2018, 18:10
Today I saw a very confused driver on the road

Traffic lights were under repair, and policeman/women guided the traffic. That driver (UK registration) had absolutely no idea about the signals. In the german driver´s school you learn a little verse that goes "siehst Du Brust und Rücken, mußt Du auf die Bremse drücken" That means, if you see front or back of the policeman/woman, you have to stopp. If you see him/her sideways, you may drive. And here is may version of the little verse "If you see the back or chest, step on the brake and take a rest".
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