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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    Man ends up in A&E after eating world's hottest chilli - BBC News

    Maybe i should cut back on the scots bonnets
    Wasn't there some guy in Arizona or somewhere similar who ate a mega-hot chilli pepper, despite being urged not to.

    Then on feeling his insides exploding, he ran to the fridge to find a cool liquid to drink, despite being urged not to.

    The liquid he found and gulped down was rattlesnake venom, which the owner had been collecting to sell to a local antivenom producer, and the idiot who drank it soon died in agony.

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  • Hobosapien
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    What a wimp. Try downing those chillies with a tub of ice cream for proper brain freeze. That's my excuse for my brain dead decisions.

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  • BR14
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    Aye, ok - SCOTCH bonnets then

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    Man ends up in A&E after eating world's hottest chilli - BBC News

    Maybe i should cut back on the scots bonnets
    If you're eating one of those, good luck to you!

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  • PhiltheGreek
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Urban Dictionary says Thunderclap is something different, but I guess it could also cause headaches.....
    Having spent the last 70 summers at Balmoral, I can tell you a Thunderclap is known as a baw basher up there.

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Urban Dictionary says Thunderclap is something different, but I guess it could also cause headaches.....
    It has a different definition of 'dry heave' to the one i'm accustomed to as well, so i've left it alone.

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  • northernladuk
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    "Thunderclap" headaches are caused by the sudden tightening of the vessels that supply blood to the brain, a condition known as reversible cerebral vasoconstriction syndrome (RCSV).
    Urban Dictionary says Thunderclap is something different, but I guess it could also cause headaches.....

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    If it did that to his arteries, one can only imagine what it did to his arse...
    The people who developed it are called the pucker butt chilli company

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    Man ends up in A&E after eating world's hottest chilli - BBC News

    Maybe i should cut back on the scots bonnets
    If it did that to his arteries, one can only imagine what it did to his arse...

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  • BR14
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    Oh, Dear

    Man ends up in A&E after eating world's hottest chilli - BBC News

    Maybe i should cut back on the scots bonnets

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