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Previously on "What is the limited company expenses deadline?"
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Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View PostOne has heard that phrase somewhere else recently. Funny enough, that was from another pant pisser who'd asked a f^cktard question too. How very coincidental.
@creativecontractor - if it hadn't descended into so quickly, a moderator could have moved your post for you. Better luck next time.
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Originally posted by creativecontractor View PostWow you lot sure are classy.
So you insult and then answer the question anyway? Talk about confused passive aggressive.
I'm sorry your penis is so microscopic that your have to resort to insults to make yourself feel really big, but hey if you spend less time wanking on here and more time contracting (like me) you might be able to afford a penis extension.
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostHow do people get this far without an accountant??
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Originally posted by creativecontractor View PostThis is hilarious. You just wasted all kinds of energy crying about something as benign as a misplaced post.
I got the answer I came for with minimal effort (cheers for that!). No sweat off my back, but clearly lots off yours.
You keep on trollin’, tough guy!
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Originally posted by creativecontractor View PostI'm sorry your penis is so microscopic that your have to resort to insults to make yourself feel really big, but hey if you spend less time wanking on here and more time contracting (like me) you might be able to afford a penis extension.
Originally posted by SunnyInHades View PostOriginally posted by tarbera View PostWhat about my penis extension ???
NHS choices
Can I get my penis enlarged?
"It’s possible to have an operation to increase the length or girth of your penis.
Surgery for cosmetic reasons, such as penis enlargement, is not usually available on the NHS."
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Originally posted by Lance View PostI answered your question. What more do you want you whiney little c u n t?
That last paragraph you wrote, that's called 'transference' in medical circles.
I got the answer I came for with minimal effort (cheers for that!). No sweat off my back, but clearly lots off yours.
You keep on trollin’, tough guy!
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Originally posted by creativecontractor View PostWow you lot sure are classy.
So you insult and then answer the question anyway? Talk about conufsed passive aggressive.
I'm sorry your penis is so microscopic that your have to resort to insults to make yourself feel really big, but hey if you spend less time wanking on here and more time contracting (like me) you might be able to afford a penis extension.
That last paragraph you wrote, that's called 'transference' in medical circles.
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Originally posted by Lance View Postoh dear. The mind boggles. Do you wipe your own arse or does your mother help with that? (still in General aren't we?)
There isn't a deadline as such. It's an expense. You either need to spend it for business purposes or you don't.
It will be calculated against P&L in the business tax year.
FTFY
The invoice date needs to be on or before 30th June (assuming that you do know your year end).
Wow you lot sure are classy.
So you insult and then answer the question anyway? Talk about confused passive aggressive.
I'm sorry your penis is so microscopic that your have to resort to insults to make yourself feel really big, but hey if you spend less time wanking on here and more time contracting (like me) you might be able to afford a penis extension.Last edited by creativecontractor; 9 April 2018, 13:13.
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Originally posted by creativecontractor View PostShout out to Contractor UK for having the most bored keyboard warriors concentrated in one place.
I guess I've been too busy actually working as a contractor than spending my life fretting about what is the appropriate location for a forum post.
Enjoy your trolling!
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Shout out to Contractor UK for having the most bored keyboard warriors concentrated in one place.
I guess I've been too busy actually working as a contractor than spending my life fretting about what is the appropriate location for a forum post.
Enjoy your trolling!
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Originally posted by creativecontractor View PostHence me asking on what I thought was an open and friendly forum.
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oh dear. The mind boggles. Do you wipe your own arse or does your mother help with that? (still in General aren't we?)
Originally posted by creativecontractor View PostI have a limited company and I was never quite clear on when the deadline was for purchasing business assets for expense purposes....
Originally posted by creativecontractor View PostIs it based on your company's year-end date (in my case, 30 June) or is it based on the fiscal year-end - 5 April?
Originally posted by creativecontractor View PostSo if my business needs to buy a new computer when would I do this to make sure I avoid as much tax as possible
The invoice date needs to be on or before 30th June (assuming that you do know your year end).
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostDo you have an accountant? First step is to ask them.
Secondly do you work through a limited company?
Thirdly if your post isn't a wind up why have you started a thread in General? Unless you are having serious personal issues DO NOT put posts that aren't serious in General. Your post actually belongs in the accounting forum.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostDo you have an accountant? First step is to ask them.
Secondly do you work through a limited company?
Thirdly if your post isn't a wind up why have you started a thread in General? Unless you are having serious personal issues DO NOT put posts that aren't serious in General. Your post actually belongs in the accounting forum.
Secondly and lastly - you must be having serious personal issues to get so wound up about where I accidentally posted this question.
You clearly live on CUK and have nothing better to do than to get your undies in a twist about a genuinely innocent mistake someone has made posting to your beloved forum.
Nice avatar too, good luck with your drinking problem. I bet you're being "ironic" right Sue Ellen?
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