Reply to: What is the limited company expenses deadline?

[PhiltheGreek]

Got a link? I can't find that exact phrase.

No, and neither can one's valet.

[NotAllThere]

One has heard that phrase somewhere else recently. Funny enough, that was from another pant pisser who'd asked a f^cktard question too. How very coincidental.

Got a link? I can't find that exact phrase.

@creativecontractor - if it hadn't descended into so quickly, a moderator could have moved your post for you. Better luck next time.

[northernladyuk]

Wow you lot sure are classy.

So you insult and then answer the question anyway? Talk about confused passive aggressive.

I'm sorry your penis is so microscopic that your have to resort to insults to make yourself feel really big, but hey if you spend less time wanking on here and more time contracting (like me) you might be able to afford a penis extension.

You picked things up pretty quickly. Welcome aboard. You will fit in fine.

[northernladyuk]

How do people get this far without an accountant??

They're all just coming onto you.

[Lance]

This is hilarious. You just wasted all kinds of energy crying about something as benign as a misplaced post.

I got the answer I came for with minimal effort (cheers for that!). No sweat off my back, but clearly lots off yours.

You keep on trollin’, tough guy!

I'll take that as a thank you. And there's only one troll on this thread.

[greenlake]

I'm sorry your penis is so microscopic that your have to resort to insults to make yourself feel really big, but hey if you spend less time wanking on here and more time contracting (like me) you might be able to afford a penis extension.

You've been on this site since December 2014. If you did a proper search, you'll realise that we covered penis extensions in April 2015....

What about my penis extension ???

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[creativecontractor]

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I answered your question. What more do you want you whiney little c u n t?
That last paragraph you wrote, that's called 'transference' in medical circles.

This is hilarious. You just wasted all kinds of energy crying about something as benign as a misplaced post.

I got the answer I came for with minimal effort (cheers for that!). No sweat off my back, but clearly lots off yours.

You keep on trollin’, tough guy!

[jamesbrown]

Well, that went well, I thought.

[Lance]

Wow you lot sure are classy.

So you insult and then answer the question anyway? Talk about conufsed passive aggressive.

I'm sorry your penis is so microscopic that your have to resort to insults to make yourself feel really big, but hey if you spend less time wanking on here and more time contracting (like me) you might be able to afford a penis extension.

I answered your question. What more do you want you whiney little ****?
That last paragraph you wrote, that's called 'transference' in medical circles.

[creativecontractor]

oh dear. The mind boggles. Do you wipe your own arse or does your mother help with that? (still in General aren't we?)

There isn't a deadline as such. It's an expense. You either need to spend it for business purposes or you don't.


It will be calculated against P&L in the business tax year.


FTFY

The invoice date needs to be on or before 30th June (assuming that you do know your year end).

Wow you lot sure are classy.

So you insult and then answer the question anyway? Talk about confused passive aggressive.

I'm sorry your penis is so microscopic that your have to resort to insults to make yourself feel really big, but hey if you spend less time wanking on here and more time contracting (like me) you might be able to afford a penis extension.

[Smeeton A Quiet Boy]

Shout out to Contractor UK for having the most bored keyboard warriors concentrated in one place.

I guess I've been too busy actually working as a contractor than spending my life fretting about what is the appropriate location for a forum post.

Enjoy your trolling!

I haven't been doing this lark for all that long mate but my understanding is it's your company's year end.

[creativecontractor]

Shout out to Contractor UK for having the most bored keyboard warriors concentrated in one place.

I guess I've been too busy actually working as a contractor than spending my life fretting about what is the appropriate location for a forum post.

Enjoy your trolling!

[PhiltheGreek]

Hence me asking on what I thought was an open and friendly forum.

One has heard that phrase somewhere else recently. Funny enough, that was from another pant pisser who'd asked a f^cktard question too. How very coincidental.

[Lance]

oh dear. The mind boggles. Do you wipe your own arse or does your mother help with that? (still in General aren't we?)

I have a limited company and I was never quite clear on when the deadline was for purchasing business assets for expense purposes....

There isn't a deadline as such. It's an expense. You either need to spend it for business purposes or you don't.

Is it based on your company's year-end date (in my case, 30 June) or is it based on the fiscal year-end - 5 April?

It will be calculated against P&L in the business tax year.

So if my business needs to buy a new computer when would I do this to make sure I avoid as much tax as possible

FTFY

The invoice date needs to be on or before 30th June (assuming that you do know your year end).

[creativecontractor]

Do you have an accountant? First step is to ask them.

Secondly do you work through a limited company?

Thirdly if your post isn't a wind up why have you started a thread in General? Unless you are having serious personal issues DO NOT put posts that aren't serious in General. Your post actually belongs in the accounting forum.

Do you have an accountant? First step is to ask them.

Secondly do you work through a limited company?

Thirdly if your post isn't a wind up why have you started a thread in General? Unless you are having serious personal issues DO NOT put posts that aren't serious in General. Your post actually belongs in the accounting forum.

Firstly my accountant is away at the moment and it's a question I needed answering quickly. Hence me asking on what I thought was an open and friendly forum.

Secondly and lastly - you must be having serious personal issues to get so wound up about where I accidentally posted this question.

You clearly live on CUK and have nothing better to do than to get your undies in a twist about a genuinely innocent mistake someone has made posting to your beloved forum.

Nice avatar too, good luck with your drinking problem. I bet you're being "ironic" right Sue Ellen?