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Previously on "The Off Topic Police!!"

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Paddy
    Try blender therapy
    I tried that with the goldfish.... the cat loved the soup

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  • cojak
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    Yep, Good news all round - will she be home for the Big Day, MF?

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by MobileCheese
    My guinea pig isnt well
    Try blender therapy

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  • stackpole
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan
    God knows where I'm going to put the pony!!!!
    Would that be the pony and trap? You usually put it here!

    So Mordac tells me anyway.

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  • MarillionFan
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    "Ah thats brilliant news MF. I bet granny will be spending a fortune on her!!!"

    God knows where I'm going to put the pony!!!!

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  • MobileCheese
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    My guinea pig isnt well

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  • Pondlife
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    Excellent news MF.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan
    Thats the

    'How are they going to get all my presents under the tree?' look

    Now out of traction and dressed up for xmas.

    Ah thats brilliant news MF. I bet granny will be spending a fortune on her!!!

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  • MarillionFan
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    "If it is, she's good at typing"

    She's already a better .NET programmer than Milan!!!!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Thats the

    'How are they going to get all my presents under the tree?' look

    Now out of traction and dressed up for xmas.

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    I'm trying!!!!

    ah is that Lily?

    If it is, she's good at typing

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan
    Sally Anne. Get a job!!!!

    Bagpuss. Get a life!

    I'm trying!!!!

    ah is that Lily?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Sally Anne. Get a job!!!!

    Bagpuss. Get a life!

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  • Bagpuss
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    BGG is not happy

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    I thought you'd be the most knowledgable on the subject, you having such enormous moobs and all!
    Do you wear a tracksuit?

    One thing I detest is fat feckers wearing a tracksuit.

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