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Troll replied

8 December 2006, 10:39
Originally posted by Paddy

Try blender therapy

I tried that with the goldfish.... the cat loved the soup
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cojak replied

8 December 2006, 10:27
Yep, Good news all round - will she be home for the Big Day, MF?
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Paddy replied

8 December 2006, 10:23
Originally posted by MobileCheese

My guinea pig isnt well

Try blender therapy
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stackpole replied

7 December 2006, 23:10
Originally posted by MarillionFan

God knows where I'm going to put the pony!!!!

Would that be the pony and trap? You usually put it here!

So Mordac tells me anyway.
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MarillionFan replied

7 December 2006, 20:06
"Ah thats brilliant news MF. I bet granny will be spending a fortune on her!!!"

God knows where I'm going to put the pony!!!!
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MobileCheese replied

7 December 2006, 17:30
My guinea pig isnt well
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Pondlife replied

7 December 2006, 17:23
Excellent news MF.
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SallyAnne replied

7 December 2006, 17:22
Originally posted by MarillionFan

Thats the

'How are they going to get all my presents under the tree?' look

Now out of traction and dressed up for xmas.

Ah thats brilliant news MF. I bet granny will be spending a fortune on her!!!
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MarillionFan replied

7 December 2006, 17:19
"If it is, she's good at typing"

She's already a better .NET programmer than Milan!!!!
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MarillionFan replied

7 December 2006, 17:18
Thats the

'How are they going to get all my presents under the tree?' look

Now out of traction and dressed up for xmas.
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Lucy replied

7 December 2006, 17:18
Originally posted by SallyAnne

I'm trying!!!!

ah is that Lily?

If it is, she's good at typing
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SallyAnne replied

7 December 2006, 17:14
Originally posted by MarillionFan

Sally Anne. Get a job!!!!

Bagpuss. Get a life!

I'm trying!!!!

ah is that Lily?
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MarillionFan replied

7 December 2006, 17:13
Sally Anne. Get a job!!!!

Bagpuss. Get a life!
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Bagpuss replied

7 December 2006, 16:49
BGG is not happy
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Churchill replied

7 December 2006, 16:48
Originally posted by SallyAnne

I thought you'd be the most knowledgable on the subject, you having such enormous moobs and all!

Do you wear a tracksuit?

One thing I detest is fat feckers wearing a tracksuit.
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