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WTFH accidentally booked a thousand instead of 1. When he realises his mistake the market will crash quicker than CarillionCoin....
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostButlers with Bums and Adonis Cabaret are recruiting, and they are in dire need of attractive, well groomed men, aged between 23 and 38, who are confident and cheeky enough to entertain women at hen dos and birthday celebrations.
They must have a love for health and a passion for fitness as well as a personality that is a winner with the ladies.
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On the bench? Here's a job for you.
Disaster has struck and it has been claimed there are not enough naked butlers for the thousands of hen parties coming up in 2018.
Butlers with Bums and Adonis Cabaret are recruiting, and they are in dire need of attractive, well groomed men, aged between 23 and 38, who are confident and cheeky enough to entertain women at hen dos and birthday celebrations.
They must have a love for health and a passion for fitness as well as a personality that is a winner with the ladies.
The butlers will be required to wear a signature attire, including an apron showing their bum, collar, cuffs and a bow tie.
Hmmm. Bet ain't too many CUKers that would be good at that.Tags: None
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