Reply to: Balls! Got a Christmas shiner.

[greenlake]

Karmas a bitch isn't. Just spoke to my mate since Xmas.

Time to smooth things over by baking him a nice pie....

[MarillionFan]

Karma

Yeah well I did belt him back. I’m not sure how he landed up on his back on the floor and I’m not sure if the blokes who grabbed him afterwards gave him a shoeing, so frankly I’d better keep a low profile.

Karmas a bitch isn't. Just spoke to my mate since Xmas.

Now turns out that this wasn't the first time he'd kicked off and that on a previous do he'd kicked off and had to be manhandled out. He'd only be in the group I was in my accident and had managed to get himself an invite as someone else had told his wife they were going out.

Turned out he woke up black and blue having had a major kicking with no recollection of the night before. Also turns out that his missus who wears the pants had allowed him out on the grounds he didn't get into any grief. He's now been 'grounded' indefinitely.

So obviously the words 'He's still kicking off, we'll deal with it' from one of the blokes to me as I walked off consisted of him getting a shoeing.

Got to love Karma.

[BrilloPad]

I was bought up in a town full of farmers and fishermen. It was a surprise if you didn't see a fight when you went out.

Slough?

[Uncle Albert]

Some of you lot have never been to a proper pub. I filmed this at the last CUK meet-up. See if you can guess which posters appear:

https://twitter.com/Leonnoble82/stat...08441251618817

[MarillionFan]

Call in the law and sue the homophobic chunt

Yeah well I did belt him back. I’m not sure how he landed up on his back on the floor and I’m not sure if the blokes who grabbed him afterwards gave him a shoeing, so frankly I’d better keep a low profile.

[MrMarkyMark]

Actually a bloke in the group I was in started getting aggressive with some bloke in the pub who had been ‘over friendly’ to him and then started to call him queer & gay. I told him to back off and he was out of order & so he decided to swing at me. So I walked off with the other fella and a minute later I got blindsided from the side. Bit blurry after that but he landed up on the floor and then a group who had seen it all held him down and then manhandled him away.

So I’ve got a nice shiner. But not putting up with that tulip.

Call in the law and sue the homophobic chunt

[MarillionFan]

I thought the exact same thing. I used to see a couple every weekend.

I was bought up in a town full of farmers and fishermen. It was a surprise if you didn't see a fight when you went out.

[MyUserName]

you're obviously not from the valleeees then

Milan.

I thought the exact same thing. I used to see a couple every weekend.

[Mordac]

Woke up this morning with a black eye dammit! All day drinking session topped off with a shiner. Merry Christmas

If it was that crippled gypsy girl, I've got it sorted...

[MrMarkyMark]

I was going to make a joke about gay bars being more friendly and having less fights. Thereby, associating your lack of fight experience with being gay. Then I realized time has moved on and it's not 15 years ago - progress is a good thing.

Indeed it is

Fetish Fight Club


VICE enters the underground fetish wrestling community fuelled by social media site, MeetFighters.com - a dating site for gay men who fight each other for sexual gratification.

Members of the site set up wrestler profiles and send out match requests to organise no holds barred fights in living rooms, hotel rooms...

https://video.vice.com/en_us/video/v...7dd46fc1240661

[woohoo]

I've never seen a fight in a pub, bar or club in all the time I've been drinking - whether in the UK or other countries. Looks like some people just attract trouble.

I was going to make a joke about gay bars being more friendly and having less fights. Thereby, associating your lack of fight experience with being gay. Then I realized time has moved on and it's not 15 years ago - progress is a good thing.

[NotAllThere]

I've never seen a fight in a pub, bar or club in all the time I've been drinking - whether in the UK or other countries. Looks like some people just attract trouble.

[milanbenes]

He guess what - I've in the Uk, have been going out for drinks for 30 years and have only ever seen 1 fight - I was in it like but.....

you're obviously not from the valleeees then

Milan.

[northernladyuk]

isn't this the one of the saddest things about going for a beer in the UK

I swear I've been out of the UK for 20 years and can't even count on one hand the number of times I've seen trouble in a pub

Milan.

You have the good sense not to invite MF.

[original PM]

isn't this the one of the saddest things about going for a beer in the UK

I swear I've been out of the UK for 20 years and can't even count on one hand the number of times I've seen trouble in a pub

Milan.

He guess what - I've in the Uk, have been going out for drinks for 30 years and have only ever seen 1 fight - I was in it like but.....