Reply to: OK ladies (and gents) who is in the wrong?

[LondonManc]

I give you wail posts & you moan, I give you Guardian posts & you moan!

we know a song about that!

I just thought it was interesting if you reversed the genders viewpoints and then imagine how the ladies would take it.

e.g.

I finally convinced the lady I had been nervously chatting up for months to go out with me.

We agreed to go to the movies, I asked her what film she wanted to see and she told me to choose so I picked something highbrow to impress her.

I bought her three drinks and she wanted to go back to my place. She dropped her knickers on the first date, blimey that was fast.

I was a lot nervous and wasn't really a top performer I hoped she would stay and cuddle so I could give it another go in the morning. but she has great tits!


She couldn't wait to get out of my house and then ghosted me...

I texted a few times then she dumped me by text. what a bitch.

I saw her a few months later with some other bloke and I wasn't very pleasant.

https://www.samaritans.org

[SueEllen]

nope its pick your partners carefully and try to understand their side.

Nope it is "Don't be a dick"

[original PM]

The moral of the story is:

Don't ram your tongue down her throat on first snog.

HTH

nope its pick your partners carefully and try to understand their side.

The moral of the story is to git gud.

Had he not spent the last 20 years in his mums basement playing computer games and wanking himself into a stupor he may have been a little more prepared.

[vetran]

The moral of the story is:

Don't ram your tongue down her throat on first snog.

HTH

nope its pick your partners carefully and try to understand their side.

[mudskipper]

The moral of the story is:

Don't ram your tongue down her throat on first snog.

HTH

[vetran]

She's 20, quite fit, meets a shy 34-year-old chubster hipster and it turns out he's as awkward in the affection front as he is in the day-to-day stuff. Student moans to roomy, roomy grabs her phone, texts boyf that they're splitting up to save herself more earache. Boyf handles it not entirely well, goes back to being deservedly single. vetran is still a cockwomble.

I give you wail posts & you moan, I give you Guardian posts & you moan!

we know a song about that!

I just thought it was interesting if you reversed the genders viewpoints and then imagine how the ladies would take it.

e.g.

I finally convinced the lady I had been nervously chatting up for months to go out with me.

We agreed to go to the movies, I asked her what film she wanted to see and she told me to choose so I picked something highbrow to impress her.

I bought her three drinks and she wanted to go back to my place. She dropped her knickers on the first date, blimey that was fast.

I was a lot nervous and wasn't really a top performer I hoped she would stay and cuddle so I could give it another go in the morning. but she has great tits!


She couldn't wait to get out of my house and then ghosted me...

I texted a few times then she dumped me by text. what a bitch.

I saw her a few months later with some other bloke and I wasn't very pleasant.

[LondonManc]

Can you briefly summarise it, so you lose 3 minutes of your life in total, but we don't lose 4 minutes between us?

She's 20, quite fit, meets a shy 34-year-old chubster hipster and it turns out he's as awkward in the affection front as he is in the day-to-day stuff. Student moans to roomy, roomy grabs her phone, texts boyf that they're splitting up to save herself more earache. Boyf handles it not entirely well, goes back to being deservedly single. vetran is still a cockwomble.

[BrilloPad]

Can you briefly summarise it, so you lose 3 minutes of your life in total, but we don't lose 4 minutes between us?

The link has been pushed by the Guardian. Its about a woman who is an idiot dating a man who is also an idiot. I believe it is made up - though I said that about belle du jour. They have sex. Then have an acrimonious breakup.

Actually that is still 30 seconds longer than you need. NAT summed it up. 2 unlikeable people get together.

There again, the relationship looks like a huge success compared to my marriages.....

[OwlHoot]

2 minutes of my life I will never get back. And that only got me about 50% of the way through.

Can you briefly summarise it, so you lose 3 minutes of your life in total, but we don't lose 4 minutes between us?

[BrilloPad]

It reminded me of the woman who fell into the gorilla cage at the zoo and got raped.

Several months later her friend asked her if she was still upset. She replied "Of course I am upset! He hasn't called, he hasn't written....."

[LondonManc]

vetran is in the wrong for wasting 3 minutes of my life.

[woohoo]

2 minutes of my life I will never get back. And that only got me about 50% of the way through.

I tried skipping to the end but yeah it was hard-work. Is this romantic stuff for the ladies or something? Could have done with zombie or spaceship.

[BrilloPad]

2 minutes of my life I will never get back. And that only got me about 50% of the way through.

[SueEllen]

Self obsessed woman who treats her date as a bit of a twunt?

Or the Gauche insecure guy who didn't match her expectations and sends her a rude text after she dumps him by text?

Age gap to big for both of them.

Both need to grow up.

[NotAllThere]

Both seem fairly unlikeable.