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MarillionFan replied

27 September 2017, 20:38
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

...in his dreams...

WHS. Money to be made selling them sex stories to the tabloids.
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Mordac replied

27 September 2017, 20:28
Originally posted by vetran View Post

whereas MF is just head boy pole choker to the stars

...in his dreams...
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vetran replied

27 September 2017, 18:16
Originally posted by pmeswani View Post

I am head Tea Boy.

whereas MF is just head boy pole choker to the stars
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greenlake replied

27 September 2017, 15:36
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Maybe she was trying to crash to kill you?
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shaunbhoy replied

27 September 2017, 15:10
Shares in Saudi Motor Insurance companies have gone through the roof apparently.
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barrydidit replied

27 September 2017, 08:56
Originally posted by GJABS View Post

OK they can fly it from Saudi Arabia to London. But can they park it at the ramp?

Don't be so sexist! It's not like they have to reverse anywhere.
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GJABS replied

27 September 2017, 08:53
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

You'd better check to see who's piloting your next flight....

OK they can fly it from Saudi Arabia to London. But can they park it at the ramp?
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psychocandy replied

27 September 2017, 08:38
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Maybe she was trying to crash to kill you?

Ha ha maybe!
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BrilloPad replied

27 September 2017, 08:06
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

Mind you if they drive like my Mrs they'll rescind this soon....

Made the mistake of letting my Mrs drive once or twice on holidays in Florida. Jeez. First time, two wheelspins, two emergency stops and a good 15 yards with two wheels on the grass verge. Kids admitted later it was worse than the scariest roller coaster at Disney.

Maybe she was trying to crash to kill you?
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psychocandy replied

27 September 2017, 08:05
Mind you if they drive like my Mrs they'll rescind this soon....

Made the mistake of letting my Mrs drive once or twice on holidays in Florida. Jeez. First time, two wheelspins, two emergency stops and a good 15 yards with two wheels on the grass verge. Kids admitted later it was worse than the scariest roller coaster at Disney.
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pmeswani replied

27 September 2017, 07:08
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

I can assure you he's not quite ready for a promotion just yet.

I am head Tea Boy.
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Mordac replied

27 September 2017, 06:06
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Saudi women 'to be allowed driving licences' - BBC News

First Education
Next Driving
After that the vote.

Before you know it they're modding Contractoruk.

Saudi Arabia. Just Say No!

Bad parking will be punishable by public execution, however...
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Mordac replied

27 September 2017, 06:02
Originally posted by pmeswani View Post

I hear MF's next contract is on the football building site in Qatar. Not as a builder, but as a tea lady. Can anyone confirm?

I can assure you he's not quite ready for a promotion just yet.
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pmeswani replied

27 September 2017, 04:33
Originally posted by vetran View Post

cake lady they don't trust him with hot liquids, they are worried he will eat all the cakes but Mr Kipling is sending 6 lorries a day.

And that is to cover breakfast?
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vetran replied

26 September 2017, 20:28
Originally posted by pmeswani View Post

I hear MF's next contract is on the football building site in Qatar. Not as a builder, but as a tea lady. Can anyone confirm?

cake lady they don't trust him with hot liquids, they are worried he will eat all the cakes but Mr Kipling is sending 6 lorries a day.
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