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Previously on "Phil the Greek - is this acceptable?"

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  • NigelJK
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    Pretty sure that you're using your bidet wrong then.

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  • PhiltheGreek
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    ScooterScot has been promoted?
    Hardly. He's not qualified for the role.

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Here on the continent we use a bidet.
    Then where do you put the beer....?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
    Yep. Well, not me personally. I've got a nice Scottish chap to do mine for me, but you get the idea.
    ScooterScot has been promoted?

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  • PhiltheGreek
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Dear lord are you still using wods of paper to smear rather than dry?
    Yep. Well, not me personally. I've got a nice Scottish chap to do mine for me, but you get the idea.

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    In case you haven't heard, the snowflakes haven't yet completed their take-over, and wiping ones own arse is still considered fairly standard practice...
    Here on the continent we use a bidet. Dear lord are you still using wods of paper to smear rather than dry?

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    2017 and still I huv to do things for myself
    In case you haven't heard, the snowflakes haven't yet completed their take-over, and wiping ones own arse is still considered fairly standard practice...

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
    Best get bouncing then son, i'm not going to live forever.
    Thank deity*









    *Other sky fairies are available.

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  • PhiltheGreek
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    2017 and still I huv to do things for myself
    Best get bouncing then son, i'm not going to live forever.

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  • scooterscot
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    2017 and still I huv to do things for myself

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  • Lance
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    And the first recommendation is the one I used in the first place... fail.
    I wasn't suggesting you should use the first one. More that you should pull your finger out and find your own image hosting FFS.

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by Lance View Post
    And the first recommendation is the one I used in the first place... fail.

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  • Lance
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    recommendation?
    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Safe+image+hosting

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Mod snip: use a safer image hosting service scooter.
    recommendation?

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Phil the Greek - is this acceptable?
    Seems pretty par for the course for Phil....

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