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Previously on "The perils of a younger partner....."

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by Chris Woakes View Post
    Considering her background, she will most probably be angry.
    Speaking from personal experience?

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by Benny View Post
    Whoosh!
    Whoosh!

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  • Jog On
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Doesn't everyone?

    'Nothing but Chanel No. 5 and a fitbit'
    Set on vibrating alarm mode.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Doesn't everyone?

    'Nothing but Chanel No. 5 and a fitbit'

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  • Jog On
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
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    Freddie Flintoff wears a FitBit during sex | Daily Mail Online



    5 hours of that and you are fit enough to wear Lycra.
    Unless you're skinny fat - I suppose you could always lift weights at the same time if the position allowed.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Doesn't everyone?
    Snigger

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  • Chris Woakes
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Considering her background, she will most probably be angry.

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  • Pondlife
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    Death by snu snu.

    "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
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    Freddie Flintoff wears a FitBit during sex | Daily Mail Online



    5 hours of that and you are fit enough to wear Lycra.
    Doesn't everyone?

    'Nothing but Chanel No. 5 and a fitbit'

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  • vetran
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    Freddie Flintoff wears a FitBit during sex | Daily Mail Online

    Freddie Flintoff wears a FitBit during sex to encourage him to 'work a bit harder to impress his wife' (but she is NOT a fan)
    The cricketer says he is trying to burn through around 4,000 calories a day
    But Rachael, 37, has blasted the unusual activity as 'weird' and 'really wrong'
    She revealed Robbie Savage bought her husband the FitBit for Christmas
    The couple has been married for 12 years and have three children together
    5 hours of that and you are fit enough to wear Lycra.

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  • Benny
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    And the pea wet?
    Whoosh!

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    That’s why doggy style is the best position. Not only is it the most degrading to the woman, you can also watch telly at the same time and balance your brew on her back or maybe enjoy a plate of chips.
    And the pea wet?

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by Benny View Post
    As you get older, giving the missus a good seeing to becomes like mowing the lawn, something you know needs doing but there's always something good on telly instead
    That’s why doggy style is the best position. Not only is it the most degrading to the woman, you can also watch telly at the same time and balance your brew on her back or maybe enjoy a plate of chips.

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  • Benny
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    I am a male aged 51 and my partner is 40. Six months ago, she left a loveless marriage. I enjoy the sex but sometimes it can last four to five hours, and she will orgasm on average a similar number of times. I have secretly been using Viagra to help me, but I fear that if I ever say I am tired or don’t want to continue, she will be disappointed or angry.
    As you get older, giving the missus a good seeing to becomes like mowing the lawn, something you know needs doing but there's always something good on telly instead

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  • PhiltheGreek
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    Originally posted by GJABS View Post
    Shouldn't that donkey be wearing a crash helmet?
    Neigh, looks stable.

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