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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Is it true there are 4 types of orgasm?

    Religious - Oh God, Oh God, Oh God
    Positive - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes
    Negative - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No
    Fake - Oh Vetran, Oh Vetran, Oh Vetran
    Five

    pre divorce - Get off Brillo, Get off Brillo, Get off Brillo

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Oh God, Oh God, Oh God

    she always called for him during sex!
    Is it true there are 4 types of orgasm?

    Religious - Oh God, Oh God, Oh God
    Positive - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes
    Negative - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No
    Fake - Oh Vetran, Oh Vetran, Oh Vetran

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    https://www.indy100.com/article/comp...urbate-7904511

    More disturbingly: -
    Around 39 per cent of people surveyed, both men and women, admitted to pleasing themselves on work premises.

    Will that defense work in court?
    Not in Poland....

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    I have never has a w*nk in my life. It's sinful!!! Never been to the toilet either. Disgusting!!! I just pray to de lawd until the urge passes.
    Today's Blackadder episode was 'Beer'!




    It was shaped just like a thingy!

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  • xoggoth
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    I have never has a w*nk in my life. It's sinful!!! Never been to the toilet either. Disgusting!!! I just pray to de lawd until the urge passes.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    What was her labrador called?
    Oh God, Oh God, Oh God

    she always called for him during sex!

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    A job up the right alley for some posters
    You'll be competing with some real professionals though....

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    when dating a girl from work we consummated our lust in the office once.

    Not gone solo at work though.
    What was her labrador called?

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  • vetran
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    when dating a girl from work we consummated our lust in the office once.

    Not gone solo at work though.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    https://www.indy100.com/article/comp...urbate-7904511

    More disturbingly: -
    Around 39 per cent of people surveyed, both men and women, admitted to pleasing themselves on work premises.

    Will that defense work in court?
    Have to admit I regularly pleasure myself at clientco

    (emailing my fortnightly invoice & timesheets)

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  • BrilloPad
    started a topic A job up the right alley for some posters

    A job up the right alley for some posters

    https://www.indy100.com/article/comp...urbate-7904511

    More disturbingly: -
    Around 39 per cent of people surveyed, both men and women, admitted to pleasing themselves on work premises.

    Will that defense work in court?
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