alright Cock!

[PhiltheGreek]

The rumours are true. So are the ones about the queen, the Duke Of Porchester, Andrew and Edward. 2 can play at that game....

Alas, poor Porky

[BrilloPad]

So the rumours are true then? You sly old bugger, you.

The rumours are true. So are the ones about the queen, the Duke Of Porchester, Andrew and Edward. 2 can play at that game....

[Mordac]

I've bagged a few game birds, I won't deny

So the rumours are true then? You sly old bugger, you.

[PhiltheGreek]

You shot any cocks lately Phil?

I've bagged a few game birds, I won't deny

[BrilloPad]

That's one way to ensure you die happy.

I would prefer to be sh4gging Kylie Minogue. And at the vinegar strokes, an elephant sits on my 4rse.

[Mordac]

That was just Gunther's joke. Although, like all German jokes, it's no laughing matter.

You shot any cocks lately Phil?

[GJABS]

That's one way to ensure you die happy.

[PhiltheGreek]

I heard once the Nazis used that to torture allied PoWs.

That was just Gunther's joke. Although, like all German jokes, it's no laughing matter.

[BrilloPad]

I've seen that in an old cartoon somewhere, possibly a vintage jazz mag. The guy was strapped in a chair in front of a naked lady with a sytem of ropes and pulleys connecting his flacid member to the trigger of a gun pointed at his head.

I forget what the caption was, but I don't feel a Google image search would be the best course of action to try to find out.

I heard once the Nazis used that to torture allied PoWs.

[rl4engc]

I've seen that in an old cartoon somewhere, possibly a vintage jazz mag. The guy was strapped in a chair in front of a naked lady with a sytem of ropes and pulleys connecting his flacid member to the trigger of a gun pointed at his head.

I forget what the caption was, but I don't feel a Google image search would be the best course of action to try to find out.

[MarillionFan]

What a dick.

[barrydidit]

Did he misunderstand the instruction to cock both barrels?

Sounds like he went off half cocked.

Either way, he's a stiff.

[PurpleGorilla]

alright Cock!

Sounds like he went off half cocked.

[RSoles]

Did he misunderstand the instruction to cock both barrels?

[vetran]

Man 'kills himself with a shotgun tying trigger to penis' | Daily Mail Online

Man 'kills himself with a shotgun after tying the trigger to his penis'
A 30-year-old man was found dead in Murcia, southeastern Spain
He had a shotgun between his legs with his penis tied to the trigger
Police in Murcia say they believe the man committed suicide

Poor sod.