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BrilloPad replied

15 August 2017, 08:02
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

But is the barometer's getting low?

According to all sources?

What is worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis....
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SimonMac replied

15 August 2017, 08:01
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Must be a false story, because I read in the Daily Mail that the temperature is not rising.

But is the barometer's getting low?

According to all sources?
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greenlake replied

14 August 2017, 18:24
Coming soon to a dog near you....

Fleas test positive for the plague in parts of Arizona - 3TV | CBS 5

TAYLOR, Ariz. (3TV/CBS5) — Health officials are urging people to take precautions after a second Arizona county in two weeks confirmed that fleas in the area have tested positive for plague.
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greenlake replied

14 August 2017, 15:17
Originally posted by vetran View Post

An infestation of 'super-fleas' is set to hit the UK | Daily Mail Online

Guess we'll seeing more of these then....
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darmstadt replied

14 August 2017, 14:51
They must be the same ones that invaded last year as well:

Billions of fleas with massive penises will be invading bedrooms in south London homes (From News Shopper)

Super-fleas with huge penises set to invade Britain from Europe - Mirror Online

And the bloody leftie BBC:

BBC - Earth - The flea invasion that never happened
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vetran replied

14 August 2017, 13:37
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

What happens when the male fully inserts into the female?

Bang?
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BrilloPad replied

14 August 2017, 13:32
What happens when the male fully inserts into the female?
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WTFH replied

14 August 2017, 13:16
one fo SueEllen to admire in Lycra

Must be a false story, because I read in the Daily Mail that the temperature is not rising.
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14 August 2017, 13:14
one fo SueEllen to admire in Lycra

An infestation of 'super-fleas' is set to hit the UK | Daily Mail Online

An infestation of 'super-fleas' with penises 2.5 times the length of their body is set to hit the UK in the next few weeks, experts warn
The influx of fleas is caused by rising temperatures that are ideal for breeding
The 'super-fleas' have the largest penis, relative to size, of any bug on the planet
Experts advise that the key thing to look out for is your pet itching
The fleas can also hide in furniture and bedding, and even bite human
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