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SueEllen replied

15 July 2017, 15:02
Originally posted by Hobosapien View Post

Just wear concealer like women do. It is the age of equality after all.

No amount of normal concealer would work on that.

He would need camouflage make up that people use to hide bad and birth marks e.g. this stuff
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BrilloPad replied

15 July 2017, 14:54
He will have to produce a child and call it DEVAST8.
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SimonMac replied

14 July 2017, 18:47
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Surely a circus or freak show must have an opening somewhere.

Dunno has MF retired?
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greenlake replied

14 July 2017, 16:59
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

A New Zealand man with a large DEVAST8 face tattoo says it is preventing him from finding a job.

Hopefully, he won't be reproducing any time soon....
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Hobosapien replied

14 July 2017, 16:46
Just wear concealer like women do. It is the age of equality after all.
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SlipTheJab replied

14 July 2017, 15:25
Or go the whole hog and get it upgraded to...
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AtW replied

14 July 2017, 14:53
Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

If you're a banker, it should be part of the uniform anyway

FTFY
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barrydidit replied

14 July 2017, 14:49
Originally posted by AtW View Post

3) wear balaklava at work...

If you're a bank robber, it would be part of the uniform anyway
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AtW replied

14 July 2017, 14:45
Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post

Options:

1) grow a beard
2) get the rest of your face done the same colour

3) wear balaklava at work...
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Uncle Albert replied

14 July 2017, 14:44
Options:

1) grow a beard
2) get the rest of your face done the same colour
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Paddy replied

14 July 2017, 14:41
Originally posted by sal View Post

Being 19, fresh out of prison isn't doing him any favors either...

He is not fit for the criminal fraternity either because he is too recognisable.
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Jog On replied

14 July 2017, 14:37
I read this and TBF he had it done to him by his cellmate (and brother) while paralytic..

How do inmates get access to tattoo pens anyway?
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sal replied

14 July 2017, 14:37
Being 19, fresh out of prison isn't doing him any favors either...
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MrMarkyMark replied

14 July 2017, 14:33
Surely a circus or freak show must have an opening somewhere.

He probably just needs to broaden his horizons
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northernladuk replied

14 July 2017, 14:32
Lol I saw that. What a tool.
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