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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    ... and now bonking his Brother for comfort -seems a tad too soon to have gotten over the original one

    I would expect my missus to throw herself on the funeral pyre when I pop it
    I expect she thinks about throwing herself on the fire rather than remain married to you.

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  • vetran
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    AtW do you have a brother?

    oh actually forget it!

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  • psychocandy
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    2 months and shes nobbing his brother - ewwwww!

    She isn't the first and won't be the last woman to complain that partner is working too much yet still thinks that spending on the credit card is not real money....

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    The brother best be careful....
    Well it is sofa so good..............

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    I would expect my missus to throw herself on the funeral pyre when I pop it
    I plan to put it into my prenup unless SueEllen advises against it...

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    ... and now bonking his Brother for comfort -seems a tad too soon to have gotten over the original one

    I would expect my missus to throw herself on the funeral pyre when I pop it
    Not if your life insurance premiums were up to date - she'll be in Barbados jumping anything that moves. Sorry to break it to you...

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    She did not hang round long: -

    Ashley Murrell banished husband to sofa and found him dead | Daily Mail Online

    Widow whose husband died after she banished him to the sofa in row over him working 16-hour days finds love again with his BROTHER just two months after the tragedy
    The brother best be careful....

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  • BrilloPad
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    She did not hang round long: -

    Ashley Murrell banished husband to sofa and found him dead | Daily Mail Online

    Widow whose husband died after she banished him to the sofa in row over him working 16-hour days finds love again with his BROTHER just two months after the tragedy

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post

    I would expect my missus to throw herself on the funeral pyre when I pop it
    Dream on! She'll be hitting the West End!!

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  • Troll
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    ... and now bonking his Brother for comfort -seems a tad too soon to have gotten over the original one

    I would expect my missus to throw herself on the funeral pyre when I pop it

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Its better than a night alone with Spooter or AssSnob.
    THey always sleep together so no chance of being alone with them.
    A threesome with Scooter and Sas? That's just so disturbing....

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Its better than a night alone with Spooter or AssSnob.
    THey always sleep together so no chance of being alone with them.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by quackhandle View Post


    qh
    Its better than a night alone with Spooter or AssSnob.

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  • quackhandle
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Would you like it hard or soft....?



    qh

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
    Two pages in and no one has blamed Brexit?
    Would you like it hard or soft....?

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