Kicking off in Portugal

[vetran]

Organisers promoting it boast: 'Portugal Invasion is an urban clubbing holiday. There'll never be a dull moment with Portugal Invasion.'

Sounds about right.

Or maybe the police thought Bee was in the crowd and tried to do the decent thing?

Before British can get a passport they should pass a test showing they know how to behave when abroad. Be limited in how much alcohol they can consume. Hopefully this can be extended to ability to procreate. Surely the technology cannot be far off?

I thought asswipe was off to Portugal now he sold his one bedroom council flat & dildo collection (was that worth more than the flat)? Now that would get most people loading their rifles.

[Bee]

I don't remember anything like this in Portugal, always a peaceful place, even during the Euro 2004 when the bars received instructions from the police if something happens.

Seeing the video I start laughing when the Brits heard the gun shots and start screaming and running up the street like scared chickens.

[darmstadt]

I don't read the Fail OR the Grauniad. You should try it, albeit you only probably look at the pictures.
Notice you didn't deny the "bedwetting" allegation.

Then you have absolutely no idea what the articles are about. Simply shows just how pig ignorant how many British people have become and I'm pretty damn sure that by looking at the inane posts you make here, that you're at the forefront

[BrilloPad]

Anyone picked up on the colour yet?

And the tweets about hoods?

I ain't gonna say it....

Is there a link?

[original PM]

Anyone picked up on the colour yet?

And the tweets about hoods?

I ain't gonna say it....

[BrilloPad]

Organisers promoting it boast: 'Portugal Invasion is an urban clubbing holiday. There'll never be a dull moment with Portugal Invasion.'

Sounds about right.

Or maybe the police thought Bee was in the crowd and tried to do the decent thing?

Before British can get a passport they should pass a test showing they know how to behave when abroad. Be limited in how much alcohol they can consume. Hopefully this can be extended to ability to procreate. Surely the technology cannot be far off?

[shaunbhoy]

I wonder what paper the first link was albeit for someone who still sniffs other people's backsides when he passes them in the street it's no surprise to see such a comment

I don't read the Fail OR the Grauniad. You should try it, albeit you only probably look at the pictures.
Notice you didn't deny the "bedwetting" allegation.

[darmstadt]

Did you get issued with free incontinence pants when you took out your Grauniad subscription?

I wonder what paper the first link was albeit for someone who still sniffs other people's backsides when he passes them in the street it's no surprise to see such a comment

[NotAllThere]

Did you get issued with free incontinence pants when you took out your Grauniad subscription?

Makes a change from the plethora of Daily Fail links. And you get to read their begging letter at the end of every article.

[shaunbhoy]

Whats this all about then? Police open fire on British tourists at Algarve resort | Daily Mail Online

Well seeing as they probably won't be going to Europe in a couple of years time I suppose it's only fair to let off a bit of steam...

https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...isoning-claims

Did you get issued with free incontinence pants when you took out your Grauniad subscription?

[darmstadt]

Whats this all about then? Police open fire on British tourists at Algarve resort | Daily Mail Online

Well seeing as they probably won't be going to Europe in a couple of years time I suppose it's only fair to let off a bit of steam...

https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...isoning-claims