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  • northernladyuk
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    Or there's always this:

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  • northernladyuk
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    This is what success looks like in Birmingham.

    Millionaire rogue landlord's £200,000 Ferrari seized and CRUSHED by police - Mirror Online

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    I'll deal with the bad news first
    Let's guess... you've signed for Arsenal and you're putting up the price of your product by £500 a gram to cover the extra cost of the new vehicle.

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  • PurpleGorilla
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    You know what the solution is...

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  • squarepeg
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    Alternatively... park your house inside your car.

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  • squarepeg
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    Drive it sideways, it's narrower that way ;-)

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  • AtW
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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    The insurance is too expensive, the car is too thirsty, and now you can't park the f**ker. Isn't it about time you gave us some good news about these fancy new wheels of yours?
    I'll deal with the bad news first
    Nooooo....!!!

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    The insurance is too expensive, the car is too thirsty, and now you can't park the f**ker. Isn't it about time you gave us some good news about these fancy new wheels of yours?
    I'll deal with the bad news first

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post


    The insurance is too expensive, the car is too thirsty, and now you can't park the f**ker. Isn't it about time you gave us some good news about these fancy new wheels of yours?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Isn't it girth?

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  • xoggoth
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    You mean your bum is too fat to fit in the seat properly?

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  • AtW
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  • greenlake
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    Couldn't get it all the way in....?



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  • RSoles
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    Bigger garage?
    Need to move house...

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