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Previously on "Bought a nice leather sofa with 3 letters logo on it"

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    I am not married...

    This time next year, Rodders....

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by squarepeg View Post
    So, you wanted a "waitress puller" convertible, but wife wanted a Ranger and you "compromised" for this thing? It does look like a sofa ;-)
    I am not married...

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  • squarepeg
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    So, you wanted a "waitress puller" convertible, but wife wanted a Ranger and you "compromised" for this thing? It does look like a sofa ;-)

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by FMCG View Post
    OP - congrats.

    Nice to see that you went with black rims.
    They looked fab in real life

    Originally posted by FMCG View Post
    What is black between sunroof and top of front screen - a wrap?
    It's panoramic sunroof - for passengers too

    I reckon some of the extra black on the roof is for coolness.
    Last edited by AtW; 17 June 2017, 13:47.

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  • FMCG
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    OP - congrats.

    Nice to see that you went with black rims.

    What is black between sunroof and top of front screen - a wrap?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post


    Looks like the sort of car owned by a money grabbing Tory voting tax dodging Brexiter.

    Expect lots of attacks from immigrants and Korbyinite snowflakes angry at the lack of free handouts.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Oh FFS
    It's a worrying new trend.

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  • AtW
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    Oh FFS

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  • northernladyuk
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    Family's Mercedes torched in early-morning petrol bomb attack - Birmingham Mail

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    AMG
    Is that Russian for DFS?


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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post


    Be careful parking in those tight spots though. You don't want to scratch that nice new paint....







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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    come on!
    There's a nice little research project for him there.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    I'm now worried about the accuracy of the 1,000 squirrels stat.

    Looks like mean ejaculate volume for a yak is a disappointingly low 2.7 ml http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19157729

    I can't see any corresponding stats for squirrels, but maybe AtW has some figures from his little grey book.
    come on!

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Shows the diverse tastes of the CUK resident population, I guess
    I'm now worried about the accuracy of the 1,000 squirrels stat.

    Looks like mean ejaculate volume for a yak is a disappointingly low 2.7 ml http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19157729

    I can't see any corresponding stats for squirrels, but maybe AtW has some figures from his little grey book.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Where you see yak semen, AtW sees the jizz of a thousand squirrels. That's a tough week's milking, even for him.
    Shows the diverse tastes of the CUK resident population, I guess

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