Bought a nice leather sofa with 3 letters logo on it

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

I just strolled past the parking lot of my local kebabery in Brum, and spotted a car and then I vandalised (violated?) it with the yak semen, I just happened to be carrying.

[northernladyuk]

I just strolled past the parking lot of my local kebabery in Brum, and spotted a car exactly like that getting vandalised (violated?) with yak semen.

Where you see yak semen, AtW sees the jizz of a thousand squirrels. That's a tough week's milking, even for him.

[MrMarkyMark]

Where you see yak semen, AtW sees the jizz of a thousand squirrels. That's a tough week's milking, even for him.

Shows the diverse tastes of the CUK resident population, I guess

[northernladyuk]

Shows the diverse tastes of the CUK resident population, I guess

I'm now worried about the accuracy of the 1,000 squirrels stat.

Looks like mean ejaculate volume for a yak is a disappointingly low 2.7 ml http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19157729

I can't see any corresponding stats for squirrels, but maybe AtW has some figures from his little grey book.

[vetran]

I'm now worried about the accuracy of the 1,000 squirrels stat.

Looks like mean ejaculate volume for a yak is a disappointingly low 2.7 ml http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19157729

I can't see any corresponding stats for squirrels, but maybe AtW has some figures from his little grey book.

come on!

[northernladyuk]

come on!

There's a nice little research project for him there.

[greenlake]

Be careful parking in those tight spots though. You don't want to scratch that nice new paint....

[Mordac]

AMG

Is that Russian for DFS?

[northernladyuk]

Family's Mercedes torched in early-morning petrol bomb attack - Birmingham Mail

[AtW]

Family's Mercedes torched in early-morning petrol bomb attack - Birmingham Mail

Oh FFS