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Previously on "Bought a nice leather sofa with 3 letters logo on it"
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So, you wanted a "waitress puller" convertible, but wife wanted a Ranger and you "compromised" for this thing? It does look like a sofa ;-)
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Originally posted by FMCG View PostOP - congrats.
Nice to see that you went with black rims.
Originally posted by FMCG View PostWhat is black between sunroof and top of front screen - a wrap?
I reckon some of the extra black on the roof is for coolness.Last edited by AtW; 17 June 2017, 13:47.
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OP - congrats.
Nice to see that you went with black rims.
What is black between sunroof and top of front screen - a wrap?
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Originally posted by vetran View Postcome on!
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostI'm now worried about the accuracy of the 1,000 squirrels stat.
Looks like mean ejaculate volume for a yak is a disappointingly low 2.7 ml http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19157729
I can't see any corresponding stats for squirrels, but maybe AtW has some figures from his little grey book.
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostShows the diverse tastes of the CUK resident population, I guess
Looks like mean ejaculate volume for a yak is a disappointingly low 2.7 ml http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19157729
I can't see any corresponding stats for squirrels, but maybe AtW has some figures from his little grey book.
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostWhere you see yak semen, AtW sees the jizz of a thousand squirrels. That's a tough week's milking, even for him.
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