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My ears were burning for a moment there, but no you said Mondeo man. Completely different.Originally posted by Hobosapien View PostYou saying that Mondeo man had the same traits before he 'traded up' when they started handing out BMWs to anyone that could scrape a few pence together for a monthly lease?
It always seemed to me that the biggest ****s on the road were the ones who had Golf TDIs, but who then traded up to 3-series diesels.
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Hmmm. Maybe BMWs and Audis allow ex-Mondeo men to realise their natural potential and ambition to be *******.Originally posted by Hobosapien View PostYou saying that Mondeo man had the same traits before he 'traded up' when they started handing out BMWs to anyone that could scrape a few pence together for a monthly lease?
If so then the bad rep that BMW and Audi drivers get is nonsense.
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostYou have the causal relationship the wrong way round there.
You saying that Mondeo man had the same traits before he 'traded up' when they started handing out BMWs to anyone that could scrape a few pence together for a monthly lease?
If so then the bad rep that BMW and Audi drivers get is nonsense.
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But to be fair to Trump he called ISIS losers.
"That's what they are, losers" he said, struglling not make the L shape with his tiny little hands.
So that's Ok then.
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You have the causal relationship the wrong way round there.Originally posted by Hobosapien View PostWe also know what driving a BMW turns people into.
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Originally posted by sal View PostI gather you haven't watched Breaking bad, this is what Walter White drives - Pontiac Aztek
I was going to say, driving that is what turned Walter White into Heisenberg. Easy to see why.
We also know what driving a BMW turns people into.
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I think he was comparing it to Detroit.Originally posted by stek View PostI liked his 'Belgium is a beautiful city' quote.
Doublemoron!
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Totally unacceptable kraut behaviour. We need to get back to the wholesome examples from the past like.. erm...Originally posted by AtW View PostTrump -
"The Germans are bad, very bad. Look at the millions of cars they sell in the USA. Terrible. We will stop that."

What a moron!
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Ze Germans
Trump -
"The Germans are bad, very bad. Look at the millions of cars they sell in the USA. Terrible. We will stop that."

What a moron!Tags: None
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