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Previously on "Oh Jesus, WWW is starting!!"

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    This is no time to be shelling out for advice.
    Ah. Silly me. That's why advice is being sought here.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by InsertWittyNameHere555 View Post
    WWSD?
    FTFY

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by InsertWittyNameHere555 View Post
    WWJSuityD?
    FTFY

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  • InsertWittyNameHere555
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Sitting at my desk at home quietly working, now all I can here are large artillery guns going off.

    It's starting!!!!!!!!

    What should I do?
    WWJD?

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Have you asked your accountant?
    This is no time to be shelling out for advice.

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Sitting at my desk at home quietly working, now all I can here are large artillery guns going off.

    It's starting!!!!!!!!

    What should I do?
    Have you asked your accountant?

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  • northernladyuk
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    Hats off to Mrs MF for moving house to Tyneham and then going to visit family in Australia.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Its probably just your son arriving home from school early.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Sitting at my desk at home quietly working, now all I can here are large artillery guns going off.

    It's starting!!!!!!!!

    What should I do?
    Stop eating sprouts and beans.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    They're out of ammo already? Crikey, those army training budget cuts must be worse than I thought!
    And none of them hit the intended target. MF escapes again.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Well it did stop after 30 seconds, so you're probably right.
    give it ten minutes they don't call him triple Iron Dad for nothing!

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Well it did stop after 30 seconds, so you're probably right.
    They're out of ammo already? Crikey, those army training budget cuts must be worse than I thought!

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Sitting at my desk at home quietly working, now all I can here are large artillery guns going off.

    It's starting!!!!!!!!

    What should I do?

    Get in touch with a medical professional.

    It sounds like they have got you dosage wrong again and you are suffering mild instability.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    That's your headboard going as Brillo sorts your missus out.
    Well it did stop after 30 seconds, so you're probably right.

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  • vetran
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    That's your headboard going as Brillo sorts your missus out.

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