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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I thought the idea was to walk on crocodiles so it looks like you are floating?
    It works in Frogger

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    If you are going to walk on water don't try it first on Crocodile River.
    I thought the idea was to walk on crocodiles so it looks like you are floating?

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  • SueEllen
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    If you are going to walk on water don't try it first on Crocodile River.

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  • vetran
    started a topic Darwin award candidate?

    Darwin award candidate?

    Pastor eaten by crocodiles demonstrating Jesus' water walk | Daily Mail Online

    'All that was left was his underwear and sandals': Zimbabwean pastor demonstrating how Jesus walked on water for his congregation is eaten alive by three CROCODILES
    Pastor Jonathan Mthethwa was attempting to cross Crocodile River on foot
    The churchman waded 30 metres into the water when the crocodiles pounced
    Witnesses said they were helpless as the crocodiles devoured the cleric
    It is claimed only his sandals and underwear floated to the surface of the water
    sorry shouldn't be amused.
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