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Previously on "The Things People Put in Fridges"

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I thought that was when MF wanted to be tortured - so you put him in a round room and told him there was a penny in the corner....
    The old man bitched and whined for a week after I made him clean up the mess.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Easiest 99p I've ever made.
    I thought that was when MF wanted to be tortured - so you put him in a round room and told him there was a penny in the corner....

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I once put my willy in the fridge. JUst enough so NLyUK could slam the door on it.
    Easiest 99p I've ever made.

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  • BrilloPad
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    I once put my willy in the fridge. JUst enough so NLyUK could slam the door on it.

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  • Chutney Spoon
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    I thought saliva was antiseptic!
    Well your mouth is full of it and your not dead yet so...

    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Do you keep your mango chutney in the fridge?
    Mango chutney should be eaten in one sitting, not stored in the fridge

    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Further to that I'm wondering whether he has some kind of arrangement that allows the spoon to be stored within the pot itself
    No equipment is needed, just lick it clean and stick the spoon back in.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    I hope you don't put the spoon back in for another bite.
    That kind of jam doesn't last long enough for me to offer it to anyone else.

    Other jam I use clean teaspoons.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Do you keep your mango chutney in the fridge?

    Further to that I'm wondering whether he has some kind of arrangement that allows the spoon to be stored within the pot itself

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  • d000hg
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    Do you keep your mango chutney in the fridge?

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    I hope you don't put the spoon back in for another bite.
    I thought saliva was antiseptic!

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  • BrilloPad
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    My freezer is full. Of dead bodies.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    He's done it again! What is it with this twat and his weird spelling of "interesting"
    Maybe you are thinking you have seen it before

    Originally posted by Gittins Gal View Post
    Hmmm... inneresting.

    As I suspected.

    Under the aegis of what I wonder? Anti-terror? You could pack a fair bit of semtex into a snare drum
    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...-v-mexico.html

    Originally posted by Martin Scroatman View Post
    Hmmm.......inneresting

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/hmrc-...t-version.html

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by ctdctd View Post

    Obviously people on here all have huge kitchens with plenty of larder space, range cookers, and walk in fridges though.
    The more space you have the more crap you fill it with resulting in the only space left to put food in is in the fridge.

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  • d000hg
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    I hope you don't put the spoon back in for another bite.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View Post
    But why would you put jam in a fridge?

    It's all sugar. The only thing that can spoil it is mould & putting stuff in a fridge doesn't protect against mould. The spores get in there potentially every time you open the jar & most moulds can proliferate at the temperatures found in a fridge.
    The jar of jam I have the moment states once open keep in the fridge and consume within 6 weeks. The jam has been open for about 2 months in the fridge with no obvious mould on it.

    Plus if the jam has loads of fruit in it the fruit bits taste nicer cold when you dig them out with a teaspoon.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View Post
    But why would you put jam in a fridge?

    It's all sugar. The only thing that can spoil it is mould & putting stuff in a fridge doesn't protect against mould. The spores get in there potentially every time you open the jar & most moulds can proliferate at the temperatures found in a fridge.
    Mould explodes in the warmth. The main problem of chilling jam is it makes your toast cold.

    As mentioned, people used to have colder houses. They also used to have pantries/larders which are a great way to keep semi-perishable foods fresh.

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