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  • kaiser78
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    You're going to train and arm unemployed robots?
    They don't have to be armed. Just need a bit of discipline and self-sufficiency instilled into them.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by kaiser78 View Post
    National Service for 6 months. Sorted.
    You're going to train and arm unemployed robots?

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  • kaiser78
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    National Service for 6 months. Sorted.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    The bots will reduce their hours to 18 hours per week and hoover up the benefit budget via working tax credits.
    Then they will outsource their jobs to foreign bots.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Give them benefits?
    The bots will reduce their hours to 18 hours per week and hoover up the benefit budget via working tax credits.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by oscarose View Post
    What we all gonna do when the bots take all the jobs?

    Give them benefits?

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    A new form of foreign aid?
    Sabotage.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    How about we send all the UK graduates overseas thus making way for immigrants to get a job?
    A new form of foreign aid?

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    That's because they want their sons to live with them forever or return home when that girlfriend/wife "who doesn't treat them right" boots them out.
    Old Mother Brillo always has his dinner in the oven, in case he's kicked by the Mrs and bankrupt.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    How about we send all the immigrants home thus making way of UK graduates to get a job?
    How about we send all the UK graduates overseas thus making way for immigrants to get a job?

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Mrs BP's pet hate is women who moan about how their husbands do f**k all at home, then continue to treat their sons like princes thus ensuring the next generation expects the same.....
    That's because they want their sons to live with them forever or return home when that girlfriend/wife "who doesn't treat them right" boots them out.

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  • oscarose
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    What we all gonna do when the bots take all the jobs?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Because that was how their parents brought them up. Best blame the kids for parents who threw money at them, gave them everything they asked for, apart from investing time with them and instilling positive social values.
    Mrs BP's pet hate is women who moan about how their husbands do f**k all at home, then continue to treat their sons like princes thus ensuring the next generation expects the same.....

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Because the ****** pointless middle class snowflakes will not get out of bed at 6 to go serve coffee at Costa.

    The reason they went to uni was so someone else could serve them coffee at 6 darling....

    probably
    Because that was how their parents brought them up. Best blame the kids for parents who threw money at them, gave them everything they asked for, apart from investing time with them and instilling positive social values.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Because the ****** pointless middle class snowflakes will not get out of bed at 6 to go serve coffee at Costa.

    The reason they went to uni was so someone else could serve them coffee at 6 darling....

    probably
    That's the Barista degree wasted then....

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