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They don't have to be armed. Just need a bit of discipline and self-sufficiency instilled into them.
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You're going to train and arm unemployed robots?Originally posted by kaiser78 View PostNational Service for 6 months. Sorted.
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The bots will reduce their hours to 18 hours per week and hoover up the benefit budget via working tax credits.Originally posted by vetran View PostGive them benefits?
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Old Mother Brillo always has his dinner in the oven, in case he's kicked by the Mrs and bankrupt.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostThat's because they want their sons to live with them forever or return home when that girlfriend/wife "who doesn't treat them right" boots them out.
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How about we send all the UK graduates overseas thus making way for immigrants to get a job?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHow about we send all the immigrants home thus making way of UK graduates to get a job?
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That's because they want their sons to live with them forever or return home when that girlfriend/wife "who doesn't treat them right" boots them out.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMrs BP's pet hate is women who moan about how their husbands do f**k all at home, then continue to treat their sons like princes thus ensuring the next generation expects the same.....
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Mrs BP's pet hate is women who moan about how their husbands do f**k all at home, then continue to treat their sons like princes thus ensuring the next generation expects the same.....Originally posted by WTFH View PostBecause that was how their parents brought them up. Best blame the kids for parents who threw money at them, gave them everything they asked for, apart from investing time with them and instilling positive social values.
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Because that was how their parents brought them up. Best blame the kids for parents who threw money at them, gave them everything they asked for, apart from investing time with them and instilling positive social values.Originally posted by original PM View PostBecause the ****** pointless middle class snowflakes will not get out of bed at 6 to go serve coffee at Costa.
The reason they went to uni was so someone else could serve them coffee at 6 darling....
probably
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That's the Barista degree wasted then....Originally posted by original PM View PostBecause the ****** pointless middle class snowflakes will not get out of bed at 6 to go serve coffee at Costa.
The reason they went to uni was so someone else could serve them coffee at 6 darling....
probably
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