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LondonManc replied

30 March 2017, 10:11
Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

Not true.

So, good news for massive winkers too. Hang on....that does mean Scooter is going to be around for quite some time

Don't panic; it'll be too difficult for him to wink, given he's disappeared up his own arse.
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vetran replied

30 March 2017, 10:06
Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

Not true.

So, good news for massive winkers too. Hang on....that does mean Scooter is going to be around for quite some time
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barrydidit replied

30 March 2017, 07:27
Originally posted by vetran View Post

the sex does have to be with someone else.

Not true.

The second thing is ‘have lots of sex’ – because orgasms, if you have enough of them, could add anywhere between three to eight years to your life expectancy.

So, good news for massive winkers too. Hang on....that does mean Scooter is going to be around for quite some time
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vetran replied

29 March 2017, 21:48
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Christ, I'm immortal!

the sex does have to be with someone else.
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DimPrawn replied

29 March 2017, 20:50
Christ, I'm immortal!
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xoggoth started a topic More good news

29 March 2017, 20:48
More good news

Lots of sex and looking at boobs proven to help men live longer, says science | Metro News

A study actually found that a man’s mortality risk was reduced by as much as 50% when they increased the amount of sex they were having.

Not getting any at the moment but at least my wandering the local farm looking at fat lady pigs does me some good:

Yes, you may be more likely to hit that 100-year milestone if you spend time looking at a woman’s chest because it creates a positive mindset.

Apparently, staring at cute animals has the same effect.

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