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Previously on "Skirt Question"

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  • WTFH
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    My O level English teacher told me that a good story should be like a skirt - long enough to cover the subject but short enough to be interesting.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    I was more worried about my knees


    Site Optimus Gel Knee Pads | Knee Pads | Screwfix.com

    sorted!

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    You'd love my beef curtain.
    FTFY

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    I was more worried about my knees
    Ahh....very clever....

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    I was more worried about my knees
    Thick tights?

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    You aren't suppose to admit most ladies have naturally hairy legs...
    I was more worried about my knees

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Damn it. That's me out
    You aren't suppose to admit most ladies have naturally hairy legs...

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    If you have hairy legs and knobbly knees I'd say definitely yes. Otherwise go for it!
    Damn it. That's me out

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    You'd love my skirt.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Is this too short?

    No as a belt I would say it's a bit wide.

    You may need bigger knickers though if you go for a thinner belt.

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  • scooterscot
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    You'd love my skirt.

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  • BrilloPad
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    For you - no. You have the legs for it.

    Though the colour does not suit you - pink would be better.

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  • Dark Black
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Is this too short?

    No.. next?

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Is this too short?

    If you have hairy legs and knobbly knees I'd say definitely yes. Otherwise go for it!

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    His Bollux are showing?
    Affirmative. Spacehopper Dave - short on sausage, big on veg.

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