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northernladyuk replied

13 March 2017, 08:14
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Some of them were under 30 and live in the poorer parts of the country that rely on EU funding...

They will be deemed economically non viable by Torykip and rendered down into fertilizers.
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original PM replied

13 March 2017, 08:02
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Some of them were under 30 and live in the poorer parts of the country that rely on EU funding...

Ever wondered why the areas of the country which get the most EU funding also get the most immigrants assigned to them...

must be a correlation somewhere......
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PurpleGorilla replied

13 March 2017, 08:00
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Some of them were under 30 and live in the poorer parts of the country that rely on EU funding...

Square that circle!
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SueEllen replied

13 March 2017, 07:48
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

Brexit voters will be long dead by then.

Some of them were under 30 and live in the poorer parts of the country that rely on EU funding...
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northernladyuk replied

13 March 2017, 07:45
Originally posted by AtW View Post

By 2050 UK will rejoin EU

Brexit voters will be long dead by then.
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PurpleGorilla replied

13 March 2017, 06:22
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

"Monkey? MONKEY? I'm a fooking gorilla, you clown!"

Nothing wrong with gorillas!
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NotAllThere replied

13 March 2017, 06:21
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

We've got a wet behind the ears data scientist just started at client site. I'm very tempted to leave a copy of that book on his desk for his manager to find...
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AtW replied

12 March 2017, 23:06
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

You're so ignorant you don't know there are spreadsheet monkeys who earn more than you. I'm not one of them although I still earn more than you. HTH, BIDI

Spreadtulip Phil earns more than him - and I hear he is one cheap barsteward...
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vetran replied

12 March 2017, 22:46
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I'm not one of them although I still earn more than you.

Despite what NLYUK says the sudocream doesn't help you sit down.

HTH, BIDI

FTFY
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greenlake replied

12 March 2017, 21:52
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

He's a spreadsheet monkey

"Monkey? MONKEY? I'm a fooking gorilla, you clown!"
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sasguru replied

12 March 2017, 21:42
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Must be dog eared by now sas?

You're so ignorant you don't know there are spreadsheet monkeys who earn more than you.
I'm not one of them although I still earn more than you.

HTH, BIDI
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sasguru replied

12 March 2017, 21:39
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

He's a spreadsheet monkey (unemployed one at that).

You wish.
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DimPrawn replied

12 March 2017, 21:38
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

No such thing as a data scientist - I do however analyse data.

Must be dog eared by now sas?
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sasguru replied

12 March 2017, 21:37
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

Are you still telling people you are a data scientist?

No such thing as a data scientist - I do however analyse data.
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NotAllThere replied

12 March 2017, 19:11
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

...FFS How stupid are Brexiters really?

"Two things are infinite: the universe and Brexiter stupidity; and I’m not sure about th’universe!" - to paraphrase a quote attributed to Einstein.
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