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She'll do anything you ask. For a price. HTHOriginally posted by northernladuk View PostI dunno if she fakes them or not TBH. I'm gonna have to ask someone. I've a feeling my accountant might be a good start.
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I've heard a faked orgasm sounds like
"Oh, oh god, oh, ah, AH, AH, OH, Jesus, AH, AH!, AH!, Oh god, ahhhhhhh"
Thankfully, my girlfriend has never made anything resembling those noises, so I think there's little chance she's faking it.
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I dunno if she fakes them or not TBH. I'm gonna have to ask someone. I've a feeling my accountant might be a good start.
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NLUK you are in trouble - NSFWish
Is YOUR girlfriend going to cheat on you? | Daily Mail Online
Are YOU going to cheat on your partner? Scientists reveal that women who do this one thing during sex are more likely to be unfaithful
Study recruited hundreds of college students for a study on sex and cheating
Found that women who faked orgasm were more likely to be unfaithful
There was no correlation between how many orgasms they had and cheatingTags: None
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