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Previously on "Petition to send an important message to Trump"

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  • quackhandle
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    No recruiting pimp mentioned in that?

    Some mistake, shirley?

    qh

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    I've done worse, like sneaking out back through the entrance door instead of the exit to avoid having to go through the gamma radiation scanner turnstile to leave the reactor pile-cap.

    I did have a valid excuse though, everybody else did it when the reactor supervisor wasn't looking.......
    You are Homer Simpson and I claim my ten donuts

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Says Wrongbuilding Boy...
    I've done worse, like sneaking out back through the entrance door instead of the exit to avoid having to go through the gamma radiation scanner turnstile to leave the reactor pile-cap.

    I did have a valid excuse though, everybody else did it when the reactor supervisor wasn't looking.......

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    Come on! Stop getting Blackadder wrong!
    Says Wrongbuilding Boy...

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Doesn't that make you the Baby-Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells from Blackadder II?
    Come on! Stop getting Blackadder wrong!

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    I like the concept of 'leader of a free world'.
    Ming the Merciless comes to mind...

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Doesn't that make you the Bishop of Bath and Wells from Blackadder II?
    Equally likely to be SickBoy from off of the new Trainspotting.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    You fiend! Never have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the Church?
    Only as Cardinal Chunder.

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  • administrator
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Doesn't that make you the Bishop of Bath and Wells from Blackadder II?
    You fiend! Never have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the Church?

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    Quality

    Jokers to the left of me, jokers to the right - here I am, stuck in the middle with northerladyuk, some hog fat and a massive dildo
    Doesn't that make you the Bishop of Bath and Wells from Blackadder II?

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  • administrator
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Quality

    Jokers to the left of me, jokers to the right - here I am, stuck in the middle with northerladyuk, some hog fat and a massive dildo

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Chortle, it's up to 81 thousand already.

    Well 81001 now I've just signed
    Still not sunk in yet?

    Total pricks distance themselves from Trump

    Total pricks distance themselves from Trump
    31-01-17


    SOME of Britain’s most unbearable pricks have confirmed that they find Donald Trump’s level of prickness excessive.

    Pricks who normally rejoice in such qualities as arrogance, bigotry and needless pig-headed aggression have distanced themselves from the US president.

    Tom Booker, who owns 400 buy-to-let properties and drives a Jaguar with a customised hood ornament, said: “I am a prick. I have a number of blinkered views and am generally hostile towards the underdog in any situation.

    “However Trump is taking prick behaviour too far, something I never thought was possible.

    “I’ve always rejoiced in being a prick. Only last week I dicked a single mum out of her deposit by claiming she had damaged a radiator, but it appears I have my limits.”

    Advertising executive Norman Steele said: “I’d **** anyone over at the drop of a hat, but I don’t want to be lumped in with this guy.

    “Bear in mind that last year I made an advert for a website called ‘Fanny Finder’.”

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    I am going to start a poll to ask that MPs debate whether or not Alan Augustus Brown should be publicly flogged for making spelling mistake in his petition request.

    I think it would be good to see him come over. If he tries to grab the Queen by the pussy at least he will get a beating from the royal guard.
    I like the concept of 'leader of a free world'.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Chortle, it's up to 81 thousand already.

    Well 81001 now I've just signed

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  • LondonManc
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    How pathetic can the SJW snowflakes get? I guess we'll find out because they've done anger; what stage is this, denial?

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