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Previously on "Petition to send an important message to Trump"
I've done worse, like sneaking out back through the entrance door instead of the exit to avoid having to go through the gamma radiation scanner turnstile to leave the reactor pile-cap.
I did have a valid excuse though, everybody else did it when the reactor supervisor wasn't looking.......
I've done worse, like sneaking out back through the entrance door instead of the exit to avoid having to go through the gamma radiation scanner turnstile to leave the reactor pile-cap.
I did have a valid excuse though, everybody else did it when the reactor supervisor wasn't looking.......
Total pricks distance themselves from Trump
31-01-17
SOME of Britain’s most unbearable pricks have confirmed that they find Donald Trump’s level of prickness excessive.
Pricks who normally rejoice in such qualities as arrogance, bigotry and needless pig-headed aggression have distanced themselves from the US president.
Tom Booker, who owns 400 buy-to-let properties and drives a Jaguar with a customised hood ornament, said: “I am a prick. I have a number of blinkered views and am generally hostile towards the underdog in any situation.
“However Trump is taking prick behaviour too far, something I never thought was possible.
“I’ve always rejoiced in being a prick. Only last week I dicked a single mum out of her deposit by claiming she had damaged a radiator, but it appears I have my limits.”
Advertising executive Norman Steele said: “I’d **** anyone over at the drop of a hat, but I don’t want to be lumped in with this guy.
“Bear in mind that last year I made an advert for a website called ‘Fanny Finder’.”
I am going to start a poll to ask that MPs debate whether or not Alan Augustus Brown should be publicly flogged for making spelling mistake in his petition request.
I think it would be good to see him come over. If he tries to grab the Queen by the pussy at least he will get a beating from the royal guard.
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