Reply to: The Perils of Winking on the Train

[RSoles]

So it transpires that my train didn't actually stop where I wanted to get off, even though it was scheduled to.

So the thread title is right then?

[LondonManc]

So it transpires that my train didn't actually stop where I wanted to get off, even though it was scheduled to.

It seems that ATW is target obsessed so, if a service is running late, it will skip one or more stops in order to reach its destination on time.

I guess I should rename the title of this thread to "The perils of wearing headphones on a station platform"

ATW is Brexit obsessed. HTHBIDI

[Pip in a Poke]

Thanks, Arriva Trains Wales

So it transpires that my train didn't actually stop where I wanted to get off, even though it was scheduled to.

It seems that ATW is target obsessed so, if a service is running late, it will skip one or more stops in order to reach its destination on time.

I guess I should rename the title of this thread to "The perils of wearing headphones on a station platform"

[MrMarkyMark]

You were in Germany recently weren't you: https://www.thelocal.de/20170110/man...-kitchen-knife

She decided to open the door, only to find the bewildered man "as God had created him". Not only was the 22-year-old naked, he was also holding a kitchen knife - causing the conductor great alarm.

The conductor then alerted the federal police, who are responsible for overseeing train stations. The officers arrived to find the man in the toilet "stark naked" and shaving his pubic hair with the knife

Not quite that young

At least he picked a nice clean toilet for it though

[darmstadt]

Or maybe just wank at work: Masturbating At Work: Why Fapping Is The New Smoke Break | Ravishly

Dr Mark Sergeant, a senior lecturer in psychology at Nottingham Trent University, tells Metro that masturbating can be "very effective at work".

'Effective' as in getting you marched offsite pretty damned quick

[darmstadt]

Getting caught

You were in Germany recently weren't you: https://www.thelocal.de/20170110/man...-kitchen-knife

[MrMarkyMark]

I must have missed Chapter 1 of this saga.

Are you saying the Russian FSB has videos of Trump winking on a train?

edit: Oh wink! I've been caught by a parody thread!

Could be....

[LondonManc]

I must have missed Chapter 1 of this saga.

Are you saying the Russian FSB has videos of Trump winking on a train?

No, it's a parody of the working on a train thread.

[OwlHoot]

Getting caught

I must have missed Chapter 1 of this saga.

Are you saying the Russian FSB has videos of Trump winking on a train?

edit: Oh wink! I've been caught by a parody thread!

[MrMarkyMark]

[NotAllThere]

Or in a sauna.

[TestMangler]

Never mind winking, it's much worse when you get caught wanking on a train.

[LondonManc]

Some may call it that, depends on your POV

On a train, POV is about the only filming you can do to be fair.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY.

qh

You're a very sick man

[quackhandle]

Some may call it that, depends on your angle/spurt length

FTFY.

qh