The Suity Contract

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OwlHoot replied

8 January 2017, 10:41
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

I haven't done that for years, so I can't really claim that's part of my core skillset these days.

Yes, little crippled Gypsy girls are so 2000s. These days it's ginger stepkids.
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greenlake replied

7 January 2017, 19:57
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Anyway, I tried the gingham dress on recently, and it doesn't bloody fit...

And you looked so good in it too....
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Mordac replied

7 January 2017, 19:10
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I can ask at their helpdesk if they need someone to come in and punch little crippled Gypsy girls if you like?

I haven't done that for years, so I can't really claim that's part of my core skillset these days.
Anyway, I tried the gingham dress on recently, and it doesn't bloody fit...
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darmstadt replied

7 January 2017, 12:05
“Instead of complaining that the rose bush is full of thorns, be happy the thorn bush has roses.”
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MarillionFan replied

7 January 2017, 11:45
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Well, at least you won't need to worry about not fitting in...

I can ask at their helpdesk if they need someone to come in and punch little crippled Gypsy girls if you like?
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Mordac replied

7 January 2017, 10:53
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Feck me, I've got one. Incompetence rife, Programme manager not listening and frankly off his head, projects that have lasted 6/7 years, hordes of consultants, sackings etc.

I swear he was making this tulip up.

Difference being, I'm not going to try and save anyone, I'll try and pick the pockets of the drowning. Sweet.

Well, at least you won't need to worry about not fitting in...
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AtW replied

7 January 2017, 02:09
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Are you the program manager?

It's the closest job he ever had that related to programming...
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MarillionFan replied

6 January 2017, 22:57
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Are you the program manager?

Not yet ;-)
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vetran replied

6 January 2017, 22:51
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Are you the program manager?

its a complete F up who do YOU think is in charge?

Last time MF was under Suity then NLYUK was earning triple bubble!
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WTFH replied

6 January 2017, 22:44
Are you the program manager?
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vetran replied

6 January 2017, 22:42
don't forget to take your foot off their heads when they are drowned.
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greenlake replied

6 January 2017, 22:03
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Feck me, I've got one. Incompetence rife, Programme manager not listening and frankly off his head, projects that have lasted 6/7 years, hordes of consultants, sackings etc.

You'd better make sure you have the right tools for the job then....
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MarillionFan started a topic The Suity Contract

6 January 2017, 21:55
The Suity Contract

Feck me, I've got one. Incompetence rife, Programme manager not listening and frankly off his head, projects that have lasted 6/7 years, hordes of consultants, sackings etc.

I swear he was making this tulip up.

Difference being, I'm not going to try and save anyone, I'll try and pick the pockets of the drowning. Sweet.
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