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Previously on "New Year Celebrations in Europe"

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  • Major Hassle
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Aw. Did I hurt your feelings, snowflake?
    Don't worry your pretty little head about it, princess.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Major Hassle View Post
    Save your breath Nat, you're going to need it to blow up your girlfriend.
    Aw. Did I hurt your feelings, snowflake?

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  • Major Hassle
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    It is true that an ass is British English for a stupid person, but in this context it is irrelevant. When you said "but I’m having a hard time getting my head that far up my own Ass", you did not mean "but I’m having a hard time getting my head that far up my own foolish or stupid person", rather "but I’m having a hard time getting my head that far up my own arse". Is it your own pig-headed self-righteousness that prevents you admitting that, in error, you used the wrong word? Just wondering.
    Save your breath Nat, you're going to need it to blow up your girlfriend.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Well, I was going to post a picture of a Nazi Santa with a witty line about Europeans, but feck it, found this instead.

    You couldn't make it up.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Major Hassle View Post
    Self righteousness cretin. The Oxford English Dictionary also has the following definition

    British informal A foolish or stupid person (also makes following reference Mid 19th century: variant of arse.)

    You sir are an Ass
    It is true that an ass is British English for a stupid person, but in this context it is irrelevant. When you said "but I’m having a hard time getting my head that far up my own Ass", you did not mean "but I’m having a hard time getting my head that far up my own foolish or stupid person", rather "but I’m having a hard time getting my head that far up my own arse". Is it your own pig-headed self-righteousness that prevents you admitting that, in error, you used the wrong word? Just wondering.

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  • TheGreenBastard
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    I'm a bit offended the officers aren't letting those poor (male-only) victims of a war zone mingle with the natives - surely a breach of their human rights?

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  • darmstadt
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    Big bottoms...

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  • Major Hassle
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    You do realise that this is Contractor UK. And in the UK, "ass" means "donkey". The fact that you've failed to pick up on this twice confirms that you are an arse.
    Self righteousness cretin. The Oxford English Dictionary also has the following definition

    British informal A foolish or stupid person (also makes following reference Mid 19th century: variant of arse.)

    You sir are an Ass
    Last edited by Major Hassle; 2 January 2017, 08:20.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Major Hassle View Post
    If "what I'm on about is't clear" I have neither the time or the crayons to explain it to you both.
    You do realise that this is Contractor UK. And in the UK, "ass" means "donkey". The fact that you've failed to pick up on this twice confirms that you are an arse.

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  • Major Hassle
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    If "what I'm on about is't clear" I have neither the time or the crayons to explain it to you both.

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  • NotAllThere
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    For some reason, he's sticking his head up a donkey. Probably because then his worldview will be closer to reality. I can only applaud his efforts.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by Major Hassle View Post
    I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I’m having a hard time getting my head that far up my own Ass
    What are you talking about?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Major Hassle View Post
    I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I’m having a hard time getting my head that far up my own Ass


    You run some kind of donkey sanctuary then? That's nice.

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  • Major Hassle
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Swivelled eyed right wing loons figured out how to use the internet.
    I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I’m having a hard time getting my head that far up my own Ass

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Lefties are unwilling to deal with the me me me culture or to prosecute crime effectively. This has led to wider gaps between rich & poor and less control of the undesirable facets of our society be they drunken yobs, widescale lawbreaking or people who want to remove our way of life from the planet.

    FTFY.

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