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Buy a sniper's rifle. Take out Heather Mills from a convenient distance. Bank very large cheque for motiveless murder. If Macca doesn't cough up I might have to stoop to blackmail.
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Originally posted by DimPrawnSerious post.
I really do think there is money (big) to be made with the combination of the following.
The Internet
Premium rate mobile txt's (£1 a pop)
Chavs or other large groups of people (ethnics?)
Something else
It's the something else I'm struggling with.
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Originally posted by Emperor DalekThere is. Shhhhh... mum's the word.
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Originally posted by DimPrawnSerious post.
I really do think there is money (big) to be made with the combination of the following.
The Internet
Premium rate mobile txt's (£1 a pop)
Chavs or other large groups of people (ethnics?)
Something else
It's the something else I'm struggling with.
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Originally posted by DimPrawnSerious post.
I really do think there is money (big) to be made with the combination of the following.
The Internet
Premium rate mobile txt's (£1 a pop)
Chavs or other large groups of people (ethnics?)
Something else
It's the something else I'm struggling with.
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Serious post.
I really do think there is money (big) to be made with the combination of the following.
The Internet
Premium rate mobile txt's (£1 a pop)
Chavs or other large groups of people (ethnics?)
Something else
It's the something else I'm struggling with.
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Pinched from Lock-Stock
"you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with,... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks.
These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear.
Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!"
Repeat untill you hit £1,000,000 !!
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Originally posted by PondlifeSell 1,000,001 raffle tickets for a non existant prize online at £1 each and give the winner their money back.
HTH
Sell 1,100,000 tickets for a £100,000 prize for a pound and actually pay out.
Ensure publicity.
Rince and repeat as desired.
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Sell 1,000,001 raffle tickets for a non existant prize online at £1 each and give the winner their money back.
HTH
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Originally posted by DaveBKepp the 100k and flog non-existant electrical goods on E-bay.
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Buy a pair of football boots and pretend to be really good, "world class" in fact. Then sign for Newcastle United.
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