• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Collapse

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

  • You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
  • You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
  • If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

Previously on "How to survive Christmas"

Collapse

  • barrydidit
    replied

    Leave a comment:


  • MrMarkyMark
    replied
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    If you have babies best to take half yourself and give them the other half.
    In your case, seeing as you don't drink, would the baby get the whole bottle

    Leave a comment:


  • BrilloPad
    replied
    If you have babies best to take half yourself and give them the other half.

    Leave a comment:


  • greenlake
    replied
    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    How to survive Christmas

    Leave a comment:


  • MrMarkyMark
    replied
    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    I can pull them while I'm drinking a glass of talk bollocks with my plate of fat bastard. So much easier when we call a spade a spade.
    That almost sounds like the most perfect Christmas meal

    Leave a comment:


  • northernladuk
    replied
    Originally posted by pr1 View Post
    "Each Christmas Cracker contains a 3cl dram, a party hat and a crap joke."

    refreshingly honest
    I can pull them while I'm drinking a glass of talk bollocks with my plate of fat bastard. So much easier when we call a spade a spade.

    Leave a comment:


  • pr1
    replied
    "Each Christmas Cracker contains a 3cl dram, a party hat and a crap joke."

    refreshingly honest

    Leave a comment:


  • VectraMan
    replied
    Xmas.

    If we're going to talk about it already we may as well spell it right.

    Leave a comment:


  • MrMarkyMark
    replied
    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Gosh this guy is mean:

    Leave a comment:


  • SueEllen
    replied
    Gosh this guy is mean:

    Thought this would be an amazing present for my Gin loving girlfriend until I realised it would be cheaper to take her to the pub every night through December.

    Leave a comment:


  • MrMarkyMark
    replied
    I think I would rather go off somewhere hot, although would take the gin related items with me .

    Had a very nice post Christmas and New Years in Jamaica the other year.

    Leave a comment:


  • WTFH
    started a topic How to survive Christmas

    How to survive Christmas

    So, you've bought your Ginvent Calendar
    https://www.amazon.co.uk/Drinks-Dram.../dp/B01LF934IE

    And have suddenly realised it finishes on Christmas Eve.
    How can you cope on Christmas Day?

    Now there's an answer:
    https://www.amazon.co.uk/Drinks-Dram.../dp/B01LZUF1ZC

Working...
X