How to survive Christmas

[barrydidit]

[MrMarkyMark]

If you have babies best to take half yourself and give them the other half.

In your case, seeing as you don't drink, would the baby get the whole bottle

[BrilloPad]

If you have babies best to take half yourself and give them the other half.

[greenlake]

How to survive Christmas

[MrMarkyMark]

I can pull them while I'm drinking a glass of talk bollocks with my plate of fat bastard. So much easier when we call a spade a spade.

That almost sounds like the most perfect Christmas meal

[northernladuk]

"Each Christmas Cracker contains a 3cl dram, a party hat and a crap joke."

refreshingly honest

I can pull them while I'm drinking a glass of talk bollocks with my plate of fat bastard. So much easier when we call a spade a spade.

[pr1]

"Each Christmas Cracker contains a 3cl dram, a party hat and a crap joke."

refreshingly honest

[VectraMan]

Xmas.

If we're going to talk about it already we may as well spell it right.

[MrMarkyMark]

Gosh this guy is mean:

[SueEllen]

Gosh this guy is mean:

Thought this would be an amazing present for my Gin loving girlfriend until I realised it would be cheaper to take her to the pub every night through December.

[MrMarkyMark]

I think I would rather go off somewhere hot, although would take the gin related items with me .

Had a very nice post Christmas and New Years in Jamaica the other year.

[WTFH]

So, you've bought your Ginvent Calendar
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Drinks-Dram.../dp/B01LF934IE

And have suddenly realised it finishes on Christmas Eve.
How can you cope on Christmas Day?

Now there's an answer:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Drinks-Dram.../dp/B01LZUF1ZC