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missinggreenfields replied

27 October 2016, 09:34
Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post

hmmm doubt that

If it's not cleaner, you need to work on your ATM skills.
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Halo Jones replied

27 October 2016, 09:21
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Maybe a bit cleaner.

hmmm doubt that
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Old Greg replied

27 October 2016, 08:33
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

You're going to cook her in syrup or sugar because you're mentally unstable?

Nice one!

He borrows her dress to sign on for her while she's in Magaluf for the week.
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MaryPoppins replied

27 October 2016, 08:10
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Are you sure?!

Maybe a bit cleaner.
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MrMarkyMark replied

27 October 2016, 07:56
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I would imagine NL's mind works like mine, since I assumed the name had some sort of rude connotation. Similarly whenever I heard a cashpoint referred to as an 'ATM'.

Are you sure?!
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MaryPoppins replied

27 October 2016, 07:55
Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post

I had to go look that up - but my question to you is did you know that off the top of your head or do you check everyone's names there?

I would imagine NL's mind works like mine, since I assumed the name had some sort of rude connotation. Similarly whenever I heard a cashpoint referred to as an 'ATM'.
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barrydidit replied

27 October 2016, 07:53
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

Im off home to psychocandy my mrs later....

No rush, I heard Barrydidit
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MrMarkyMark replied

27 October 2016, 07:50
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

Im off home to psychocandy my mrs later....

That time of year has come around quick, this year
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Pondlife replied

27 October 2016, 07:45
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

Im off home to psychocandy my mrs later....

You're going to cook her in syrup or sugar because you're mentally unstable?

Nice one!
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psychocandy replied

27 October 2016, 07:34
Im off home to psychocandy my mrs later....
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Halo Jones replied

27 October 2016, 06:40
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

BTW OP. Did you check Urban Dictionary before you created your Username?

I had to go look that up - but my question to you is did you know that off the top of your head or do you check everyone's names there?
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greenlake replied

26 October 2016, 20:16
Originally posted by Fronttoback View Post

Why there is always one
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Fronttoback replied

26 October 2016, 18:31
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

You're a code monkey from down under. Where do these delusions of grandeur come from?

I'm going to hit back with love.

If you want to move forward, you must let go of your ego. The way forward for good techies like you is to let go of the ego and start listening. Always be a student. Don't judge others before you have seen them in many different situations over an extended period of time. If you do these things you will rise off the tools that make you angry.
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Fronttoback replied

26 October 2016, 18:20
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

BTW OP. Did you check Urban Dictionary before you created your Username?

I didn't! Nice one
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Mordac replied

26 October 2016, 12:08
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

1. Don't let them get on your nerves.
2. Work with them on something where they can see your skills, but when it comes to presenting the solution to the business/management, let them take the lead with you backing them up.

You're above everyone. You're a contractor.

FTFY
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