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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    I hope you are finding time amongst all of these activities to take better care of the old man.

    We worry.


    Whose old man?

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    What's he gone for this time?








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    Corrective surgery - he was practically butchered in Casablanca, but I'm not paying first world prices at his age.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    He's over in Tehran at the moment having his latest round of surgery.

    What's he gone for this time?








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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    I hope you are finding time amongst all of these activities to take better care of the old man.

    We worry.








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    He's over in Tehran at the moment having his latest round of surgery.

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    I hope you are finding time amongst all of these activities to take better care of the old man.

    We worry that the NHS can't afford his penicillin.

    FTFY

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Ta very muchly! May only be a short visit, as I'm only really here to traffic GB9 and NigelJK to Tallinn as part of my post-Brexit expansion strategy.
    I hope you are finding time amongst all of these activities to take better care of the old man.

    We worry.








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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Nice to see you back!
    Ta very muchly! May only be a short visit, as I'm only really here to traffic GB9 and NigelJK to Tallinn as part of my post-Brexit expansion strategy.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    They more than make the cash back servicing DodgyWife and I take 30%.

    Nice to see you back!

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    That for 8 out of your 40 hours a week you contractors are only working to pay me
    They more than make the cash back servicing DodgyWife and I take 30%.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    1.5 hours a week for me (3 days a week, 1/2 hour per day).
    But for the two other clients - not a penny to your ilk.
    So your agent has to make his own hair gel then, hard times.

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  • NotAllThere
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    1.5 hours a week for me (3 days a week, 1/2 hour per day).
    But for the two other clients - not a penny to your ilk.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
    It is awesome that you think contractors actually work anywhere near 8 hours a week!
    he has seen timesheets!

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  • MyUserName
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    It is awesome that you think contractors actually work anywhere near 8 hours a week!

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  • vetran
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    seems appropriate

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD9bxSh4-nE

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
    Been direct for 5 years ...happy to hear that no doubt DA?

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