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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by BigRed View Post
    My 18yr old stepson is living in my granny flat and can't change a lightbulb. He got down to one working light, when that went he started using a desk lamp plugged in the hallway, yesterday the wife knocked all the wall sockets out tripping the circuit breaker while hoovering and I'm sure he doesn't even know where the fusebox is, never mind what a trip switch is. He's been avoiding me for 3 months because he owes me £30 that he borrowed 'until he got paid on Friday'.

    Winter is coming......


    Can he use a box of matches


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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by BigRed View Post
    He's been avoiding me for 3 months because he owes me £30 that he borrowed 'until he got paid on Friday'.

    Winter is coming......

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning_(process)

    HTH

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by BigRed View Post

    My 18yr old stepson is living in my granny flat and can't change a lightbulb. He got down to one working light, when that went he started using a desk lamp plugged in the hallway, yesterday the wife knocked all the wall sockets out tripping the circuit breaker while hoovering and I'm sure he doesn't even know where the fusebox is, never mind what a trip switch is. He's been avoiding me for 3 months because he owes me £30 that he borrowed 'until he got paid on Friday'.

    Winter is coming......

    In fairness, there are so many different and incompatible kinds of sizes of lightbulbs these days that not being able to change one or, more specifically, find the right one, is rapidly becoming like not being able to swim the Channel!

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  • BigRed
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    My 18yr old stepson is living in my granny flat and can't change a lightbulb. He got down to one working light, when that went he started using a desk lamp plugged in the hallway, yesterday the wife knocked all the wall sockets out tripping the circuit breaker while hoovering and I'm sure he doesn't even know where the fusebox is, never mind what a trip switch is. He's been avoiding me for 3 months because he owes me £30 that he borrowed 'until he got paid on Friday'.

    Winter is coming......

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    It's not a CRM tool it was a Business Process Management (BPM) tool...
    Try telling that to those poor orphans.

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Cough. He's not dead.
    I know - that's why I know you couldn't be Roy Walker; you'd have got the catchphrase wrong.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Who the f**k are you, Roy Walker's ghost?
    Cough. He's not dead.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    As long as he hasn't sold his CRM tool to Sellafield.
    It's not a CRM tool it was a Business Process Management (BPM) tool...

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Say what you mean.
    Who the f**k are you, Roy Walker's ghost?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Stop teasing.
    Say what you mean.

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Flounced?
    Stop teasing.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Flounced?
    As long as he hasn't sold his CRM tool to Sellafield.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Oh Suity, what have you done?
    Flounced?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I fear for the human race
    Oh Suity, what have you done?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    It's funny when you find out these "famous" stars and realise they are just YouTube stars.
    they are considerably richer than thou!

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