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Previously on "Some of you might find this story hard to swallow"

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  • The Plantswoman
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Plantswoman, can you put Listerine in Lambrini?
    You could put castor oil in Lambrini and it still wouldn't taste any worse.

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  • Hobosapien
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    Originally posted by The Plantswoman View Post
    It was putting me off my breakfast.
    It's putting me off a fish supper.

    Michael Douglas ate something that disagreed with him. Caught the Zeta virus.

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  • WTFH
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    Plantswoman, can you put Listerine in Lambrini?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    One distinguishing feature of Scroteman and Buggeridge & co was their airily styled anecdotes and reminiscences and rhetorical flourishes.

    But to me PlantsWoman's posts seem pretty matter of fact and plainly stated. So can't we just give her the benefit of the doubt for now?

    I mean it is nice to have new posters joining occasionally, and nobody can claim for sure she isn't genuine.

    Just sayin' like ..
    I think PW has given enough hints. Post #6 referred to gee gees...

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Hmmmmm, never been wrong up to now and....Check Greenlake 2nd post from bottom....just saying like

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...mperature.html
    Hmm, ISWYM

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    One distinguishing feature of Scroteman and Buggeridge & co was their airily styled anecdotes and reminiscences and rhetorical flourishes.

    But to me PlantsWoman's posts seem pretty matter of fact and plainly stated. So can't we just give her the benefit of the doubt for now?

    I mean it is nice to have new posters joining occasionally, and nobody can claim for sure she isn't genuine.

    Just sayin' like ..
    Hmmmmm, never been wrong up to now and....Check Greenlakes 2nd post from bottom....just sayin' like

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...mperature.html
    Last edited by MrMarkyMark; 23 August 2016, 11:00.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Whatever.

    I think it's your cut out cardboard chunts of sockies that you create that are boring.
    You are just another in the line following Scroteman, Buggeridge, Rouge etc, tedious and dull and unlikely to last long.
    There's very little difference in the writing style, so can always be spotted
    One distinguishing feature of Scroteman and Buggeridge & co was their airily styled anecdotes and reminiscences and rhetorical flourishes.

    But to me PlantsWoman's posts seem pretty matter of fact and plainly stated. So can't we just give her the benefit of the doubt for now?

    I mean it is nice to have new posters joining occasionally, and nobody can claim for sure she isn't genuine.

    Just sayin' like ..

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    I read somewhere that gonorrhoea couldn't survive long in the throat, and usually soon clears up of its own accord.

    But then as the article says, even if it lasts only a month or two there, that's still plenty of time to infect others.
    Are you sure some "mate" didn't share his first hand experiences

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Oh that. I thought it would be a story about a giant python trying to swallow a warthog!

    I read somewhere that gonorrhoea couldn't survive long in the throat, and usually soon clears up of its own accord.

    But then as the article says, even if it lasts only a month or two there, that's still plenty of time to infect others.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    At least Sas now has a competitor for biggest fool on this forum...
    Now you're talking tulipe.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Yes it did, mostly debating what a fool you were
    At least Sas now has a competitor for biggest fool on this forum...

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by The Plantswoman View Post
    Oh, really!!

    What's the point?

    I believe there's an ignore facility. If you don't like what I write, I strongly suggest you make use of it.

    I'm certainly adding you to the list.

    Goodbye.
    Yawn, change the record

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  • The Plantswoman
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Whatever.

    I think it's your cut out cardboard chunts of sockies that you create that are boring.
    You are just another in the line following Scroteman, Buggeridge, Rouge etc, tedious and dull and unlikely to last long.
    There's very little difference in the writing style, so can always be spotted
    Oh, really!!

    What's the point?

    I believe there's an ignore facility. If you don't like what I write, I strongly suggest you make use of it.

    I'm certainly adding you to the list.

    Goodbye.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by The Plantswoman View Post
    According to who?

    My post on Pensions vs Property yesterday seemed to stimulate some interesting debate.
    Yes it did, mostly debating what a fool you were

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by The Plantswoman View Post
    According to who?

    My post on Pensions vs Property yesterday seemed to stimulate some interesting debate.
    In general? Really? That is a major first.....

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