A much cheerier subject

[vetran]

All rather hard to swallow.

we are talking NLYUK

[BrilloPad]

Maybe they could offer a pigs head to provide oral sex for DC?

[Old Greg]

Mine is too toxic.

[xoggoth]

MF's rep comment that he was going to munch on my cock

You still got one? Took mine to the recycling last year. No point keeping all that old stuff you don't use anymore.

[Old Greg]

sounds like a bit of a mouthful

love NLYUK

All rather hard to swallow.

[xoggoth]

Should be in "Put more jokes here" missus.

PS Had a few vodkas so that thing that was too rude is.. nah need a few more.

[mudskipper]

From Mrs Brown's boys:

If you were going on a first date nowadays, a man would expect you to perform fellatio.
Me? Sing opera? He'd have a better chance of getting a blowjob!

[vetran]

sounds like a bit of a mouthful

love NLYUK

[SueEllen]

Note to self - "Be careful when you link to things other other people will find more 'interesting' stories"

[Old Greg]

At least that contextualises MF's rep comment that he was going to munch on my cock.

[xoggoth]

Fellatio café planned for central London

London 'fellatio cafe' planned near Paddington station by Geneva businessman | London | News | London Evening Standard

Not bad, but a café where<deleted style="too disgusting"></deleted> would be better.