A much cheerier subject

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vetran replied

5 August 2016, 22:01
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

All rather hard to swallow.

we are talking NLYUK
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BrilloPad replied

5 August 2016, 20:41
Maybe they could offer a pigs head to provide oral sex for DC?
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Old Greg replied

5 August 2016, 19:10
Mine is too toxic.
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xoggoth replied

5 August 2016, 19:08
MF's rep comment that he was going to munch on my cock

You still got one? Took mine to the recycling last year. No point keeping all that old stuff you don't use anymore.
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Old Greg replied

5 August 2016, 19:07
Originally posted by vetran View Post

sounds like a bit of a mouthful

love NLYUK

All rather hard to swallow.
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xoggoth replied

5 August 2016, 19:05
Should be in "Put more jokes here" missus.

PS Had a few vodkas so that thing that was too rude is.. nah need a few more.

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mudskipper replied

5 August 2016, 18:48
From Mrs Brown's boys:

If you were going on a first date nowadays, a man would expect you to perform fellatio.
Me? Sing opera? He'd have a better chance of getting a blowjob!
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vetran replied

5 August 2016, 18:34
sounds like a bit of a mouthful

love NLYUK
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SueEllen replied

5 August 2016, 18:02
Note to self - "Be careful when you link to things other other people will find more 'interesting' stories"
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Old Greg replied

5 August 2016, 17:56
At least that contextualises MF's rep comment that he was going to munch on my cock.
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xoggoth started a topic A much cheerier subject

5 August 2016, 17:09
A much cheerier subject

Fellatio café planned for central London

London 'fellatio cafe' planned near Paddington station by Geneva businessman | London | News | London Evening Standard

Not bad, but a café where<deleted style="too disgusting"></deleted> would be better.
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