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MrMarkyMark replied

2 August 2016, 12:20
FTFY

Originally posted by diseasex View Post

you really fat, compared to MF?
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MrMarkyMark replied

2 August 2016, 12:19
Originally posted by Forgotmylogin View Post

But then how does he with broken fingers?

Do you not yet know enough about FLC, he's very resourceful in that department
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Forgotmylogin replied

2 August 2016, 12:17
Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

A quarter of a second, I should imagine

But then how does he with broken fingers?
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diseasex replied

2 August 2016, 12:17
you really fat?
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MrMarkyMark replied

2 August 2016, 12:17
Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

A quarter of a second, I should imagine

More time, then, than it took to complete the deed
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barrydidit replied

2 August 2016, 12:14
Originally posted by vetran View Post

how long did you sit on your right hand so that it felt like someone else?

A quarter of a second, I should imagine
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Old Greg replied

2 August 2016, 09:43
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Now that is serious OCD if he managed to count all his crabs.

They are just the P0 issues.
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Forgotmylogin replied

2 August 2016, 09:39
Go shopping at TK Maxx for more of your "designer" suits.
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WTFH replied

2 August 2016, 09:21
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

He offered me support work to fix 132,987 defects. Not interested.

Now that is serious OCD if he managed to count all his crabs.
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FatLazyContractor replied

2 August 2016, 09:20
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

PM Suity, plenty of work to do on his BPM system.

He offered me support work to fix 132,987 defects. Not interested.
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FatLazyContractor replied

2 August 2016, 09:18
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Maybe it was dark when you and WTFH had your "encounter"

Then WTFH is a rightie
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stek replied

2 August 2016, 09:18
Originally posted by quackhandle View Post

Why not take a lady friend to local fort or Victorian Folly?

qh

I know a cracking Owl Sanctuary or they could go to Longstanton Spice Museum.
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WTFH replied

2 August 2016, 09:17
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Maybe it was dark when you and WTFH had your "encounter"

I've never encountered him. I don't have a roll of carpet big enough.
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vetran replied

2 August 2016, 09:16
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

I eez a Leftie

how long did you sit on your right hand so that it felt like someone else?
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MrMarkyMark replied

2 August 2016, 09:15
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

I eez a Leftie

Maybe it was dark when you and WTFH had your "encounter"
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