Reply to: Perfect end to a Monday

[OwlHoot]

It was going where she wanted to go.

It just didn't stop there....

So that Jethro joke can happen in real life

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[FatLazyContractor]

Im with MB on this one. If you've got a two seat to yourself on a train its better than driving.

Not everyone is as morbidly obese as MF, you know.

[FatLazyContractor]

Well, the thing that works for me is, I go online and check which train I need and then go to the station and catch it. I dont get on to a random train and ask the staff if it goes to where I want to go.

Well, for someone as cretinous as yerself, it is quite some progress lad.

You working with Suity these days?

[psychocandy]

You've got to be joking.

Westbury - Reading is about 1 hour, I get a seat to myself most mornings & it's only £3:20 to park for the day.

Why in the name of God would I want to drive?

Im with MB on this one. If you've got a two seat to yourself on a train its better than driving. After all you can't kip when you're driving.

Of course, being rammed on sitting next to someones who buzzing and/or standing up is indeed well crap.

[Malcolm Buggeridge]

Well, the thing that works for me is, I go online and check which train I need and then go to the station and catch it. I dont get on to a random train and ask the staff if it goes to where I want to go.

It was going where she wanted to go.

It just didn't stop there....

[fullyautomatix]

Well, the thing that works for me is, I go online and check which train I need and then go to the station and catch it. I dont get on to a random train and ask the staff if it goes to where I want to go.

[MrMarkyMark]

So are you saying that you shagged that woman?

[OwlHoot]

I've never once failed to get a seat to myself in my car.

I have. After trimming a large hedge in my parents' garden, and stuffing the cuttings in my Rangerover, I found I didn't have enough room for myself!

[vetran]

So are you saying that you shagged that woman?

why do you think she ran to Taunton?

[FatLazyContractor]

Perfect end to a Monday

So are you saying that you shagged that woman?

[VectraMan]

I get a seat to myself most mornings

I've never once failed to get a seat to myself in my car.

[Malcolm Buggeridge]

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You've got to be joking.

Westbury - Reading is about 1 hour, I get a seat to myself most mornings & it's only £3:20 to park for the day.

Why in the name of God would I want to drive?

[psychocandy]

I was in Reading yesterday & went to get the 17:05 back to God's own country to find that an earlier delayed service was about to depart.

Great, I thought, until a double take at the board told me next stop was Taunton at which point I hopped off & walked down the platform to my usual spot.

Then some woman poked her head out the window & asked the BR guy standing on the platform if the train was going to Hungerford.

Yes, he said at which point I interrupted & told her he was talking out of his arris.

It was at this point there was an audible click and the poor girl found herself locked on the train and there was nothing this jobsworth was going to do about it other than telling her she can change in Taunton.

I'll never forget the look on her face as she receded into the distance - her gaze fixed on me as the awful realisation of what she was about to go through sank in.

Pure Celia Johnson.

Do you think she's got a right to any redress?

(I actually looked at the live tracker & her train got to Taunton just in time to miss the last train back to Hungerford for 2 hours meaning, by my reckoning, she wouldn't be home until 11pm or so - a full 6 hours later)

Bit of round trip that one for a short journey home....

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[VectraMan]

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