Call for Cojak to resign as a mod - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

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AtW replied

26 July 2016, 18:09
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

He may well be, but he only learned to crap in his nappies within the last fortnight...

He is crapping right now for sure...
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barrydidit replied

26 July 2016, 18:04
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Have any of you ever met NAT or Cojak?

I've heard it said that in most cities you're only ever 6 feet away from a CUK mod.
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northernladuk replied

26 July 2016, 17:59
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

He may well be, but he only learned to crap in his nappies within the last fortnight...

Ugh. Damn your fast. Got the first version wrong.
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Mordac replied

26 July 2016, 17:57
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

I get where you are coming from but I'm not exactly sure Cojak will like that if you think about it. FLC is 55.

He may well be, but he only learned to crap in his nappies within the last fortnight...
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northernladuk replied

26 July 2016, 17:55
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Cojak has been respected around these parts since before you learned to crap in your nappies.

I get where you are coming from but I'm not exactly sure Cojak will like that if you think about it. Have you seen how old TM is?
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Mordac replied

26 July 2016, 17:48
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

I always thought that Cojak was NAT's sockie that she used when she was a bit pre-menstrual

Cojak has been respected around these parts since before you learned to crap in your nappies.
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Bee replied

26 July 2016, 16:08
Oh Nat, what have you done?
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northernladuk replied

26 July 2016, 15:51
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Have any of you ever met NAT or Cojak?

Yep. Cojak at Leeds and London meets. Not met NAT yet. RH is a ninja so I'll never meet him despite being within 3 feet of him and not knowing it a number of times I'm sure.

*cough*
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FatLazyContractor replied

26 July 2016, 15:51
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Have any of you ever met NAT or Cojak?

I did. And I regret doing so.
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LondonManc replied

26 July 2016, 15:44
Originally posted by eek View Post

Has anyone ever seen NAT and Cojak in a room at the same time?

No. Some say, she can't stand to be with 50m of him because she thinks he smells of wee and has an aubergine fetish. All we know is, she is a good judge of character.
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WTFH replied

26 July 2016, 15:37
Have any of you ever met NAT or Cojak?
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MrMarkyMark replied

26 July 2016, 15:32
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

I always thought that Cojak was NAT's sockie that she used when she was a bit pre-menstrual

She's too sharp to be NATs
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BrilloPad replied

26 July 2016, 15:30
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

You don't know how much I'm getting per post.

Probably +1 on your heart rate.
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WTFH replied

26 July 2016, 15:29
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Is that what you call promotion?

I reckon demotion....

You don't know how much I'm getting per post.
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BrilloPad replied

26 July 2016, 15:27
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

See them, or have photos?

How do you think I managed to get promoted so quickly?

Is that what you call promotion?

I reckon demotion....
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