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Previously on "Call for FLC to become a Mod"

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    FTFY
    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    The fat ladyboys are better, because they have a larger capacity and are already sweaty from walking off the plane before going through customs.

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  • WTFH
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    The fat mules are better, because they are already sweaty from walking off the plane before going through customs.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Admin worked out a while ago never to employ a fat mod.
    Heart attack central, especially with the lives the CUK moderators lead

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Accepted.

    Where do I sign now?
    Admin worked out a while ago never to employ a fat mod.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    MF is flying back to Luton from the US through Mexico and he will be back on 31 July. I will send across the notes once I receive the consignment.
    What makes you think you'll be receiving the consignment? I know you're on the chubby side, but what the hell are you going to do with 3 kilos of cheap viagra? On second thoughts, don't answer that...

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    An alternative route is to simply send me a (large) envelope stuffed with used 200CHF notes.
    MF is flying back to Luton from the US through Mexico and he will be back on 31 July. I will send across the notes once I receive the consignment.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Accepted.

    Where do I sign now?
    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Just sign the bottom of one of your cheques and send it to me.
    An alternative route is to simply send me a (large) envelope stuffed with used 200CHF notes.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Just sign the bottom of one of your cheques and send it to me.
    It'll bounce higher than a giraffe's wedding veg, so don't waste any time dreaming about spending it...

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    There you go. Only a true believer can read my signature

    Dad? Is that you?
    You mean all these years that mum told me you had put on weight and become a sex toy for sperm whales you were actually working on a helpdesk in India?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Just sign the bottom of one of your cheques and send it to me.
    There you go. Only a true believer can read my signature

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Just sign the bottom of one of your cheques and send it to me.
    Don't forget he has to do the same for me to validate and endorse his application

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  • WTFH
    replied
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Accepted.

    Where do I sign now?
    Just sign the bottom of one of your cheques and send it to me.

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  • FatLazyContractor
    started a topic Call for FLC to become a Mod

    Call for FLC to become a Mod

    Accepted.

    Where do I sign now?

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